Did you see this, did you hear about this? Last week, the biggest nontroversy in sports was Tiger Woods’ missing tooth, a tooth he lost while watching Lindsey Vonn at the World Cup of skiing. But people didn’t believe Tiger Woods, they didn’t believe his story. Because, I don’t know, maybe he has a history of lying or something.
Perkins waitresses aside, Tiger stepped to the podium today and addressed the missing tooth scandal. And, you know what, I believe every word he said. Especially the whole brown person on the slopes. Been there man, totally been there.