This is, according to the fellas at Waiting For Next Year, Cleveland-area recording artist A. Gully. And he’s sitting on top of his “new” 1987 Cutlass with…well, you can see the pictures. It’s basically the greatest polished turd you’ve ever seen. Actually, if he’s from Parma Heights, it could also be the greatest Polish Turd you’ve ever seen. See what I did there? No, it’s not as clever as checkered tint. But then, what is?
Oh, and it looks like Bron-Bron is gonna be MVP. We should have mentioned that earlier, I suppose.
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