Weekend Picks: Luck Of The Draw

Every Friday we pick the winner of the weekend’s pantydroppingest matchups. We call it “Weekend Picks.” Home teams are in ALL CAPS.

Tonight: Taking The Money over STAYING IN SCHOOL. Jim Harbaugh just signed a five-year deal with the Niners, making Andrew Luck looking like an idiot for coming back to Stanford for his senior season.

Delaware -9.5 over Eastern Washington. It’s the Division I FCS Title Game, presented by nobody, and watched by very, very few. If you’re hard up for football tonight, you can adjust the settings on your TV and pretend it’s actually Michigan.

Saturday: SEAHAWKS +11 over Saints. It’s Wild Card weekend, which sadly does not involve an oversized slot machine or gigantic playing cards. You’ll have to settle for Drew Brees failing to cover.

COLTS -3 over Jets. Peyton Manning is driving a white van into Rex Ryan’s embassy as we speak.

Sunday: Ravens -3 over CHIEFS. Kansas City is in the playoffs. Kansas City is out of the playoffs.

EAGLES -3 over Packers. Michael Vick pens another signature win against the Packers.

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