When Lindsey Vonn broke the record for world cup wins, she had a surprise at the finish line. http://t.co/pWOoH9X7xF pic.twitter.com/NBKRNKqgn9
— USA TODAY Sports (@usatodaysports) January 19, 2015
Tiger Woods surprised his girlfriend Lindsey Vonn at her record-breaking World Cup skiing competition at Cortina D’Ampezzo on Monday. Earlier in the competition, Woods was photographed covering his face with a ski mask, but once he removed it, we were all treated to a wonderful reveal; he was missing a tooth.
Let’s put 15 seconds on the clock and see how many dental-related puns we can make.
- Hopefully someone is getting to the root of the problem.
- Be nice to Tiger. We don’t want to hurt his fillings.
- I wonder what time it was when he lost it. Probably around tooth hurty.
- Hopefully Tiger doesn’t sue me for using his image in this way. Not to worry though, I have a lawyer on retainer.
Annnnnd, time’s up. Thank goodness.
*UPDATE: Here’s how it happened.
Agent says a videographer surged toward awards podium, swung and clipped Tiger in mouth, knocking out tooth. One time Tiger misses Stevie.
— Doug Ferguson (@dougferguson405) January 19, 2015
