I will be suspended from Uproxx Sports posts for a year after this article, unless I win my appeal. (I won’t.)
With Josh Gordon’s suspension for smok’n dat reefer dominating our newscycle yesterday harder than Ray Rice dominating his wife with his fists, it was clear the time had come for my next complete bastardization of corporate team logos. Let’s make Darren Rovell weep. So what if the NFL finally took the big rod (Woodson) out of its butt and relaxed a bit? Lit one up? Smoked a bowl? Smoked that weed erry day? Let’s find out!
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