This popped up a couple days ago on Youtube, and I can’t decide if it’s genuinely revolutionary or just the latest new piece of shit. This virtual air hockey table is actually a 103-inch plasma television with a touch-sensitive overlay that picks up your finger’s movements. Hence, no paddles necessary. No word on whether it can tell when you’ve hit puberty and suddenly lost interest in playing air hockey. This looks like it would be totally awesome at first, and then five minutes later I’d be all, “So does this TV pick up the Playboy Channel?”
WHERE DO I PUT THE QUARTERS?