WHO WANTS AN ASS KICKING?

11.28.07 10 years ago 49 Comments

So apparently the most sheltered retards in wannabe exclusive Northeast private schools like Vassar and Middlebury College are playing quidditch, the made-up game from the Harry Potter books.  Yes, the same game that requires flying around on a broom and a tiny magic ball that flies around of its own volition.  Ugh, this whole thing reeks of poindextrose.  At least Dungeons & Dragons games were confined to basements.  

Listen, I don't want to say that adults or near-adults who are fascinated with a children's book series are pathetic losers.  That would be too kind.  If you want to read literature written for ten-year-olds, at least challenge yourself with The Da Vinci Code or something. 

People say a lot of bad things about frat boys, but I, for one, would love to see some popped Abercrombie collars and feathered bangs beating the shit out of these people.

[Deuce of Davenport

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