So apparently the most sheltered retards in wannabe exclusive Northeast private schools like Vassar and Middlebury College are playing quidditch, the made-up game from the Harry Potter books. Yes, the same game that requires flying around on a broom and a tiny magic ball that flies around of its own volition. Ugh, this whole thing reeks of poindextrose. At least Dungeons & Dragons games were confined to basements.
Listen, I don't want to say that adults or near-adults who are fascinated with a children's book series are pathetic losers. That would be too kind. If you want to read literature written for ten-year-olds, at least challenge yourself with The Da Vinci Code or something.
People say a lot of bad things about frat boys, but I, for one, would love to see some popped Abercrombie collars and feathered bangs beating the shit out of these people.