02.15.10 8 years ago

This happened on Friday, but I generally love anything that makes Oprah Winfrey look foolish. So Drew Brees has been doing the one-man victory parade for the New Orleans Saints since their Super Bowl win, appearing on Letterman, Ellen and, as seen here, Oprah. And I’m pretty sure that the only way I could love Drew Brees more is if he was a fat black woman from Tennessee. What book should I read THIS WEEK, Drew? Anyway, he walks out onto Oprah’s set, and dammit all if nobody told Oprah about Brees’ signature birthmark on the side of his face. Rubbing that birthmark is bad luck, Oprah. You just cursed your new cable network for all eternity. At least through sweeps, anyway. Video’s after the jump.

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