The homie Shane Bacon this clip of AutoMotoTV sending a crash test dummy through a series of golf cart wreck simulations, and I can’t stop watching it. I think it’s the peppy music. When I die, I hope this tune is playing. I think that’d make it all right.
There’s a deeper precautionary message here: if you’re gonna get drunk and pilot a golf cart, make sure you don’t drive it into walls at full speed. Or get t-boned by a … what is that, a girder? Don’t drive drunk and don’t get pounced by a girder.