Here’s Will.I.Am; he’s a noted recording artist. And really, “Recording artist” is just a white person’s way of saying that he makes music without trying to classify it as R&B or Hip-Hop or some other genre that hasn’t quite hit the Cracker Pipeline. Anyway, Will wants a tryout for the Dolphins. He says he’s gonna wear “blood red” shoes and kick Reggie Bush’s ass, which is kinda like saying, “I can stay sober longer than Jeremy Shockey.” It’s not all that impressive. “What’s the worst that’s gonna happen,” Mr. I.Am. asks. Probably this video, actually.via.
WILL.I.AM IS.NOT A.DOLPHIN
Zac Gelfand 10.06.17 2 weeks ago