Jimmy Kimmel’s “Lie Witness News” is probably my favorite thing on television, because there’s nothing I love more than watching people act like they know what they’re talking about when they clearly have no clue. After all, Skip Bayless has made a hell of a career out of doing that.
As for this clip, watching these fans pretend like they know names like Mu Shu Pork, Lando Calrissian, Librarius Booker, Darius Beefaghetti, Kofi Annan, Erik Estrada, Bill Withers and Stalin is quite entertaining. But hopefully LeBron James can recover from his bruised vulva in time.
Also, here’s an important GIF…
Stanley Cup Finals
Game 1: Bruins at Blackhawks – 8 PM ET on NBC
Ah yes, nothing says East versus West like Boston and Chicago. What do you think about that, adult film star and Bruins fan Tyler Faith?
WNBA: Connecticut at Indiana – 8 PM ET on ESPN 2
Wow, these teams are almost as far apart as the teams playing in the Stanley Cup Finals. What do you think about that Tyler Faith?
MLB: Indians at Rangers – 8 PM ET on ESPN
In my professional opinion as a certified baseball analyst and expert, I believe that the St. Louis Cardinals are the best team in baseball right now. That concludes today’s analysis and intelligent sports insight. What do you think of that, Tyler Faith?