Kenny Mayne has written a book, and
BREAKING NEWS! Erin Andrews likes the jailbait.
Damn, now I feel bad for killing all those puppies yesterday
Jessica Lange in King Kong informed all of my future attractions to women. Bravo Kenny.
Raincoat? Who uses a raincoat? Thats what shots are for!
Give me Erin Andrews' rack on the Bang Bros chick's body
Erin Andrews could punch me in the testicles while attaching nipple clamps to my chest and to an indy car battery and I would thank her for it. thank you ma'am may i have another?
Even now, he still has to be a better QB than Seneca Wallace.
I'm not sure how she looks now, but Jessica Lange is in the MILF Hall of Fame, as far as I'm concerned.
Jessica Lange is in the MILF Hall of Fame
Make that the GILF HOF; the lady turns 60 next year.
It's not so much that I want to go "shopping for raincoats" with Erin Andrews; I think it's more accurate to say that I want to "have sexual intercourse" with her.
And by "have sexual intercourse" I mean "have sexual intercourse."
I'm surprised you didn't tell him you were a Horse Hater, Matt.
I hope Kenny was using the excuse for raincoat shopping as merely a prelude to spend quality time with Erin Andrews, because any man who grew up in Seattle that would need a raincoat to watch a baseball game is a FUCKING PUSSY!!!
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