David Beckham is one of those celebrities that will probably have a target on his back for the rest of his life. Everywhere he goes, he’ll be stared at, heckled and/or dreamt about in sexually perverse ways. Uh, that’s what a friend told me anyway. That’s why I don’t understand why he’d waste his time lashing out at some jagoff heckler who waits until he’s almost out of sight to hurl some uninspired taunt about prostitutes. Yes, David, he’s wearing a Galaxy shirt. We heckle our own players over here. It’s just another great thing about being American. From News Of The World, via I’m Not Obsessed. Thanks, Ann.