Here are your quick and dirty, editorial-free WWE Survivor Series 2013 results. The show aired live on pay-per-view November 24, 2013.
WWE Survivor Series 2013 Results:
– Pre-show Match: The Miz defeated Kofi Kingston. Miz won by countering a roll-up into a roll-up. After the match he extended a hand to Kingston but got slapped in the face.
1. Survivor Series Elimination Match: The Shield and The Real Americans defeated The Usos, Goldust, Cody Rhodes and Rey Mysterio. Roman Reigns was the sole survivor for his team, eliminating four of his five opponents with spears. The last elimination was Reigns spearing Mysterio to counter a 619 attempt.
2. Intercontinental Championship Match: Big E Langston (c) defeated Curtis Axel. Langston won the championship rematch with a Big Ending on Axel. After the match he had a short promo where he kissed up to the Boston fans and yelled about the Red Sox.
3. Survivor Series Elimination Match: The Cast Of Total Divas defeated Everybody Else. Natalya and Nikki Bella were the survivors for their team, although I’m pretty sure they forgot to eliminate Nikki. Natalya won with a Sharpshooter on AJ Lee for the final elimination.
4. Mark Henry defeated Ryback. Ryback cut a promo insulting the Hall of Fame celebrity panel and issued an open challenge. A returning, newly-bald Mark Henry answered the challenge and won the match with a World’s Strongest Slam.
5. World Heavyweight Championship Match: John Cena (c) defeated Alberto Del Rio. Cena won with an Attitude Adjustment.
6. CM Punk and Daniel Bryan defeated The Wyatt Family. Punk got the pinfall for his team following a Go To Sleep on Luke Harper.
7. WWE Championship Match: Randy Orton (c) defeated Big Show. The Authority promised no physical interference during the match, but interfered via entrance theme and walking out onto the stage. This distracted Show long enough for Orton to hit an RKO and win the match. The crowd turned on this one hard. After the match, John Cena came to the ring to compare championship belts with Orton.
Be sure to come back tomorrow for the full Best and Worst of WWE Survivor Series 2013 report.