A Penn State fan dressed up as a Michigan fan (?) was assaulted by other Penn State fans (!) who couldn’t tell the difference. That’s not horribly impressive when you stop to consider that Penn State’s football team has spent the whole season beating themselves.
Police told the Centre Daily Times in State College that the man was attacked because the assailants believed he was a Michigan fan.
Join us next week when we discuss Wisconsin fans befriending Nebraska fans because their jerseys look exactly the same. Seriously, does everybody have to wear red? I mean, it worked so well for the British. Yep, that’s some Revolutionary War humor for you. It’s the best I can do with my laptop on the fritz.