This story is brought to you by the relentless Michigan-Ohio State hype machine, which somehow, ten months after a Rose Bowl that featured two undefeated teams, Matt Leinart, Reggie Bush, and Vince Young, is being called the "Game of Century." Okay, sure, whatever.
Anyway, the Cleveland Plain Dealer alerts us to the biannual trickery of Jerry Marlowe, who has sneaked (snuck?) into every Michigan game at the Horsehoe since 1970 (except once when he didn't try to).
The 70-year-old pharmacist… has gained illicit entry in the past disguised as a Boy Scout, nun, cheerleader, marching band leader and Superman (for a halftime show).
Seems like an awful lot of effort when all you have to do is point over the ticket taker's shoulder and say, "Look! It's your attractive cousin!" then run inside.