Goddam West Coast. I wake up at 10:00 a.m. out here, and this is going on:
Ocho Cinco makes his way through the Best Buy store in Florence, Ky. He said was in the store to buy coach Marvin Lewis a gift. Seen with a Rock Band kit, portable stereo and a Cuisinart four-slice toaster, Ocho Cinco said, “I’ve been trying to call coach, but he doesn’t answer.” It was 5:25 a.m.
Holy crap, KSK’s Ocho and Marvin series is closer to the truth than anyone ever suspected. God bless the Artist Formerly Known as Chad Johnson. The only way that list of purchased items could have been better was if it included some Michel Gondry DVDs.
[Via Fan IQ. Photo credit: Cincinnati Enquirer/Michael Keating]