The Jacksonville Jaguars just unveiled a new wordmark and new uniforms, and (surprise!) they’re not new at all. The team helmet, while black-but-green-where-the-light-hits-it, appears unchanged. Aside from that, the new look is clearly a step backward. These new unis being unveiled are just so boring; I’m expecting the next team’s new duds to have pockets and the word “PINK” splashed across the ass.
Also getting a new uniform? Former Jags receiver Jimmy Smith, who was busted on felony cocaine charges. And I thought his days as a possession receiver were over. Wokka wokka wokka!