OMG THERE’S A GINA CARANO SEX TAPE?!

Kit Cope has told the world that he has in his possession a video of himself engaged in carnal relations with MMA goddess Gina Carano. Carano’s ex-boyfriend (that’s gotta be the most depressing title ever) indicated as much on an unnamed MMA podcast. Cope also rips Extreme Couture, which has nothing to do with fashion. Apologies to both the gay people that read this site.

“There is media that is in a very safe place…She’s so worried about that, too.” [via]

Wow, holding a sex tape over you’re ex’s head? No wonder she dumped you. Any real man would have just put it on the internet already. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to wipe off the underside of my desk.

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