you poor Lions fans

The Lions Are Doing Awesomer Than EVAR!!!!

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Not only did the Lions NOT learn from Jon Kitna's 10-win guarantee two seasons ago, their front office is still hilariously cutting corners.

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Stupid Sexy Lions

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Sunday's Simpsons episode was another eminently unfunny installment in the years long death rattle the show has been publicly undergoing, one that will endure for at least another two years.

xmas ape

One Fewer Fail in the Fold

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[Castle Failskull] [A procession of kazoo players enter from a hallway, followed by a regal figure] Fail Lion: My brothers.

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There’s History in the Tanking in Your 1 p.m. Games

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As much as I want us to bear witness to history-making ineptitude, I have several friends who are Lions fans, and they're all in complete denial that this is going to happen.

MMP

You Suck! Now Start Acting Like It!

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Most of you will be pissed when you realize this post has nothing to do with the Pittsburgh Steelers.

quick hits

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Lions center Dominic Raiola don't take kindly to you heckling his 0-13 team.

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I’m Grateful I’m Not Going Against Chris Johnson in Fantasy This Week

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This game is only a quarter old and it already has to be one of the ugliest performances by a pro team I've ever seen.


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