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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason – AFC 3rd Seed: The New England Patriots

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Every so often, a sports team or figure arrives that is so successful, yet so loathsome, that my only consolation is to remind myself of the fleeting nature of athletic prowess.

PITTSBURGH STEELERS

AW, HELL NAW

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If you thought the 19-0 shit was out of hand last year, you might want to sit down for this one.

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS

LaToeInjury Sells You Shoes To Go With Your Vizio

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LaToeInjury and his merry band of SoCal underachievers attempt to exact revenge on a Patriots team that has consistently bedeviled them over the past few years.

youtubage

Almost Tom Brady

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What would life be like if you had Tom Brady’s chin, but Tarvaris Jackson’s arm.

the yankees are dead when they play the patriots

Inside a Patriots’ tailgate…

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We kid Patriot fans a lot around here, but we do it out of love.

the mangenius

Greatest Croaks presents the Patriots and the old two-ball play

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You might remember when we posted Greatest Croaks’ tribute to the Cowboys' Hail Mary win over the Vikes in the 1975 playoff (by the way Part IV of that epic saga is now online—you can tell it’s epic by my use of Roman numerals, just like a Rocky movie or a Led Zeppelin album).

dreamboat

If Tom Brady had a comic book…

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Holy Taco.com has been on my radar for a few weeks now and consistently delivers teh funnay.

Tommy from Quinzee

Hey ESPY AWAAAAAHDS, WHAT THE FACK?!!!!

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You fackin’ Yankee-lovin’ faggots in Bristol have gawt sam fackin’ nerve.

Dum Dum O'Donnell

SNUB! Belichick post-game dickery didn’t start in New England

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How kickass was the George Michael Sports Machine back in the late 80's/early 90s.

youtubage

Because we haven’t made fun of the Pats in a few days…

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Not included: "where Larryoke happens" "where ratting out your dealer happens" "where Senior Seau happens".

youtubage

Welkah is too sexy for his shirt…

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Larry Izzo hosts a karaoke event dubbed "Larryoke" and his Patriot teammates turned out in en masse.

LOSERGATE

Your KSK Pro Bowl Preview…

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The NFL's finest have gathered in Honolulu for the annual showdown betwee --- Wait.

xmas ape

Mocking the Pats vs. Sex. WHO YA GOT?

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We've sadly come to the final WHO YA GOT.

belicheat

“From his Victory Grey to the Agony of Red”

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The guys at Why the Red Sweatshirt? blame Belichick's sartorial switcheroo for the Pats' epic crash 'n' burn.

ksk valentine

KSK’s Valentine to… Matt Walsh

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We won't beat around the bush, we're crazy about you, Matt Walsh.

xmas ape

/Long, Sad Trombone Sound

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Hopefully they dispatched the waaaaahmbulance to this place.


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