Alex Morgan And Conan O’Brien Danced To ‘The Final Countdown’

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Conan O'Brien's 'Clueless Gamer' segments are the best.


You're Welcome, Everyone Except Lolo Jones


Alex Morgan and other people wearing Olympics clothes want to say thank you for your support.


McKayla Maroney Is Not Impressed By The Los Angeles Dodgers

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Olympic gold medal gymnasts Gabby Douglas, Kyla Ross and Internet Favorite McKayla Maroney threw out the ceremonial first pitches before Tuesday's Padres-Dodgers game at Dodger Stadium.


The Team USA Blooper Reel, Because 'LeBron James' And 'America'

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The Team USA blooper reel is nice, especially that shot LeBron makes at 1:25.


The Paralympics Begin In A Week, Have Already Been Rocked By A Sex Scandal


The 2012 Paralympic Games are 6 days away and it’s safe to say that Oscar Pistorius served as just a sampling of the incredible inspiration that everyone can feel from the fearless athletes who compete in each of <a href="http://www.london2012.com/paralympics/sports/">the 21 sports featured</a> at this year’s games.


8.14 The Cooler

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Chocolate Dolly VH1 Pulls The Plug On ‘Ev And Ocho’ Reality Show <a href="http://www.crunktastical.net/2012/08/13/vh1-pulls-plug-ev-ocho-reality-show/">[Crunk & Disorderly]</a> Timbaland & Missy Elliott Don't Have "Any Plans" To Participate In Aaliyah Album <a href="http://hiphopwired.com/2012/08/13/timbaland-missy-elliott-dont-have-any-plans-to-participate-in-aaliyah-album/">[HHW]</a> T.


Summer On Smash: Team USA Basketball Brings Home Olympic Gold

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The 2012 London Olympics are in the books and America's basketball team left their mark throughout.


Nike Unveils LeBron James’ New Shoes, The LeBron X

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The Olympics are a source of national pride.


Ryan Lochte As The Next ‘Bachelor’? Sure, That Makes Perfect Sense


Just like any world class Olympic athlete with limited appeal and a temporary window, swimmer Ryan Lochte is trying to make the most of his current fame and inexplicable sex symbol status by throwing his name out there for reality TV appearances.


NBC’s “Bodies In Motion” Celebrates The Women Of The Olympics In A Softcore Kind Of Way

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The promo clip below, originally titled "Bodies In Motion," seems to have sparked <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2186262/Olympics-2012-NBC-viewers-angry-sexualized-footage-female-athletes-porn-music.html">a bit of controversy</a> and <a href="thinkprogress.org/alyssa/2012/08/09/668191/nbc-olympics/">downright ire</a>, so much so that NBC decided to pull it.

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The Queen Attacking A Kangaroo: Still Better Olympics Coverage Than NBC

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As you might've guessed, I get my Olympics updates exclusively from <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/07/the-20-best-samuel-l-jackson-olympics-tweets-so-far#page/1" target="_blank">Samuel L. Jackson</a> and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/tag/taiwanese-animation" target="_blank">Taiwan's Next Media Animation</a>, and so far I know more than I ever expected to about MUGGAFUQQUAHS and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/taiwan-animation-ye-shiwen-world-record-doping" target="_blank">panda bears shooting up Chinese swimmers with comically-oversized steroid needles</a>.


Carmelo Anthony’s Balls May Not Make It Out Of England Alive

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Carmelo Anthony has <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/08/people-think-team-usa-picked-on-nigeria" target="_blank">single-handedly destroyed entire nations</a> during the 2012 Summer Olympics, so it should come as no surprise that some countries would love to run up and punch him in the dick.


Here’s Everything You Need To Know About Michael Phelps’ Girlfriend Megan Rossee

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I apologize for not keeping proper tabs on the WAGS of the Olympics, as I’ve been too busy sulking over the fact that <a href="http://www.daryaklishina.com/">my Russian long jumper girlfriend Darya Klishina</a> is not competing in London.

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PoV: Team USA Basketball Wins Their Game, Then Takes The Train

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Following a victory over Argentina which became testy after Carmelo Anthony got <a href="http://www.complex.com/sports/2012/08/video-carmelo-anthony-got-punched-in-the-groin-yesterday-during-team-usas-game-against-argentina">punched in the man-region</a> (and Russie committing a <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2012/08/russell-westbrook-argentina-dunk">25-to-life on the rim</a>), Team USA did something different yesterday.


All Russell Westbrook Knows About Argentina Is That Argentina’s In Trouble

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Really quick, because they've been pulling Olympics highlights off YouTube faster than you can click play.


This Week In YouTube Commenter Outrage: Ragu’s Hilarious Olympic Ad

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Despite the love affair with hating NBC for its delayed coverage and <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2012/07/nbc-not-airing-olympics-tribute/">contempt for its stupid viewers</a>, the 2012 Summer Olympics have had some amazing moments.


The Power Of Volt Explained

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For several weeks (months actually), the Air Max 95 has been a topic I wanted to touch on, but failed to find the time to pen the words.


NBC’s Best Olympic Analyst… How About Donna From ‘Parks & Rec’?

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NBC has received a metric ton of crap and hell for the network’s 2012 Summer Olympics coverage, and we haven’t really touched on that too much, because it’s like picking on the fat kid in dodgeball (writes the former fat kid in dodgeball).

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