LeBron James Adds To His Olympic Highlight Reel, USA Defeats France

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Unless NBC Sports is a part of your cable package, you didn't get to watch Team USA cakewalk around France.


Morning Links: Remind Me To Never Have Parents Or Do Gymnastics


US gymnast Aly Raisman qualified for the Womens All-Around final.


Kurt Angle Won That Fencing Match With A Broken Freakin Neck

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Funny Or Die has done a lot of things to warm my heart -- pissing off Tom Brady, making Kris Humphries call himself a douchebag and threatening to kill Blake Griffin with a miniature puppet version of himself -- but none have made me quite as happy as watching 1996 Olympic gold medalist and pro wrestler Kurt Angle trying to get back into the 2012 games.

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Exclusive: A Sneak Peek At The 2012 London Olympics Opening Ceremony


Highlight: Yoko Ono appearing out of nowhere and killing three Beatles at once with a machete attack.


NBC Missed The Memo On Junior Seau

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NBC has gone to great lengths to put together an informative country-by-country breakdown of the 2012 Summer Olympics, with each nation’s athletic history being profiled on the network’s Olympics website.


North Korean Athletes Won’t Be Disrespected

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Despite being a nation still celebrating the all-natural and not-at-all-staged marriage of Kim Jung-Un to former singer Ri Sol Ju, who clearly loves him for his looks and personality, all was not well yesterday for the people of North Korea.


This Week In Original Etsy Sports Merchandise – 2012 Summer Olympics Edition

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Earlier this week, I scoured the Internet to put together my official 2012 Summer Olympics Team USA viewing gear so I could properly cheer on my nation’s best athletes from the comfort of my favorite bars.

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Turns Out Grindr Didn’t Crash Because Of The Olympics Gaypocalypse

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The fun of any Olympics is political subplots, as politicians, special interest groups, and various mouth-breathing hate mongers can use the global focus of this gathering of the world’s greatest athletes as a chance to draw attention to themselves.


Team USA Coasts To Victory Over Spain In Final Tune-Up Game

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After surprising a whopping zero people worldwide, Team USA went undefeated in their "pickup games" in preparation for the real games in London.


Of Course Mickey Rourke Said He Beat Usain Bolt In A Drunken Street Race

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I may not know much about the celebrity game, but I do know that if Mickey Rourke wants to tell you a crazy story, you take that phone call every damn time.


Patriot Games: Team USA Sneaker Showcase

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When the Olympics arrive every four years, footwear fans are promised at least one thing without fail: the illest patriotic footwear being on display by the world's best ballers during the summer of basketball.


Breaking Down The Money Of The 2012 Olympics

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According to various sources, Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade is worth as much as $70 million and made approximately $26 million over the past year, between his NBA contract and 11 or so endorsement deals.


Olympic Athletes Are Training Hard, And By Training We Mean Banging Everyone In Sight

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With the 2012 Summer Olympics a week away, we’re incredibly thankful to have something so important to take our minds off of the St.


Kobe Bryant Vs. Kyrie Irving In 2013?

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After a recent Team USA Basketball training session, Kyrie Irving challenged Kobe Bryant to a game of one-on-one for a $50K donation to charity and the conversation was an interesting one.


Sacre Bleu! Guess Which Cable News Network Freaked Out About USA's Olympic Berets

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There are plenty of things wrong with the world to be freaking out over right now, but I suppose that if you’re a big Summer Olympics fan who loathes hats, you could make a case for being most upset about the new Ralph Lauren U.


Just What The Olympics Needs – Quidditch

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For those who haven’t heard, quidditch is an imaginary sport that was created by author J.


Watch: Blake Griffin & Kyrie Irving Shine At Team USA Practice Sessions

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In anticipation of what's sure to be a deep run in the Olympics by Team USA Basketball, the fine folks over at Hoopmixtape have released a bite-sized highlight real from recent the scrimmages in Las Vegas.

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