Some Thoughts On 7-Eleven’s Fully Loaded Doritos And The Impending Food Apocalypse

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Today, 7-Eleven rolled out the Doritos Loaded snacks, which are basically fried cheese wedges coated in Doritos crumbs. Bon app├ętit!


War Machine And The Quest For A Slurpee

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War Machine tried to buy a Slurpee, with disastrous results.


Monday, July 11th Is Free Slurpee Day At 7-Eleven

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In a move sure to appease little kids the country over, 7-Eleven is <a href="http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/7-eleven-toasts-84-years-of-convenience-with-5-million-free-slurpee-drinks-125204254.html">giving away five million free 7.11 oz. Slurpees</a> tomorrow in honor of "7-Eleven Day" and the company's 84 years of service.

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