PAWN SHOPS

‘Call Me Maybe’ One-Hit Wonder Carly Rae Jepsen Is Allegedly Broke And Pawning All Her Stuff

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Remember Carly Rae Jepsen? Maybe? Yeah, she's broke now and pawning her stuff.

YASIEL PUIG

Cristiano Ronaldo Swings A Baseball Bat Like A Soccer Player Would

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Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo stopped by Dodgers Stadium last night to throw out the ceremonial first pitch and rub elbows with Yasiel Puig and, for some strange reason, Samuel L.

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Carly Rae Jepsen’s First Pitch Was The Worst First Pitch Of All The Terrible First Pitches

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Carly Rae Jepsen threw out the first pitch at a baseball game over the weekend. It was terrible.

TAMPA BAY RAYS

Carly Rae Jepsen Throws The Worst First Pitch Ever

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Pop singer Carly Rae Jepsen "throws" the ceremonial first pitch at Tropicana Field prior to a game betwen the Houston Astros and Tampa Bay Rays.

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It’s Gettin’ Hot In Herre: The Definitive History Of Songs Of The Summer 1994-2012

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Every summer has a song that is its hallmark. Some are better than others.

#CONAN

Nick Offerman Reads Tweets From Young Female Celebrities (Vol. 8)

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<a href="http://clipnation.com/tag/nick-offerman/">Nick Offerman</a> soaks up the collected knowledge from Amanda Bynes, Miley Cyrus, and others.

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Somehow, This Nine Inch Nails/Carly Rae Jepsen Mashup Was A Good Idea

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Who'd a-thunk, but it turns out combining a Nine Inch Nail's “Head Like a Hole” and Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe" was a good idea.

TOM BRADY

Just What 2013 Needed: A ‘Call Me Maybe’ Parody

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are you f**king kidding me If you needed a reason to hate the Baltimore Ravens, here is a group of their fans becoming an accessory to a goddamn Carly Rae Jepsen 'Call Me Maybe' cover in 2013.

#CONAN

Nick Offerman Reads Tweets From Young Female Celebrities (Vol. 7)

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Nick Offerman pores over the collected wisdom from Katy Perry, Bella Thorne, and Taylor Swift.

THE COOLER

The Cooler 11.9

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Sophia Marie Rita Ora’s Nipple While Performing of the Day <a href="http://drunkenstepfather.com/2012/11/08/rita-oras-nipple-while-performing-of-the-day">[Drunken Stepfather]</a> Scottie Pippen Compares Obama's Game To Jordan's <a href="http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/view/347490">[FanNation]</a> Is Game Signing With Rick Ross.

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Insane Clown Posse Reviews Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe'

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By now you'd think that there'd be no way anyone living in the United States in the year 2012 could possibly not have had their ears raped by Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe." Well a couple of guys apparently have not: Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of Insane Clown Posse.

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Since When Does Ben Roethlisberger Ask Girls To Call Him?

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It's been a busy off-season for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

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Will Ferrell Is Also Sick Of ‘Call Me Maybe’

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The morning after late night tag team showdowns Will Ferrell likes to drop by morning shows to talk new movies and berate them via signature for encouraging the "Call Me Maybe" covers that have become a national epidemic.

#Mashups

Star Wars ‘Call Me Maybe’ Finally Gives The Prequels A Reason To Exist

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James Covenant has edited together 'Star Wars' footage, perfectly synched to Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe', and with a great ending.

SOCCER

More Cheerleaders Are Giving You Their Phone Number

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The extremely British and progressively less and less attractive Crystal Palace Cheerleaders have decided to debut their own 'Call Me Maybe' cover.

THE BIG TEN STILL SUCKS

I'm A Shirtless Gopher, So Call Me Maybe

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The summer of unnecessary goddamn sports-related Carly Rae Jepsen 'Call Me Maybe' covers continues.

SESAME STREET

Cookie Monster Raises The Bar For 'Call Me Maybe' Parodies, Asks If It's A Cookie Bar

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Cookie Monster won Twitter with a joke about Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe", and now he won our hearts with a video parody of the song.

#Kanye West

Final Track: 7 Must-Hear Songs of the Week

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It’s impossible to cover each bit of new music that comes out during the week, so every Friday, we’ll be doing an end of the week music roundup. It’s called Final Track, and we’ll count off a few songs released during the week that are worth giving a listen to.

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And Now A Gorilla Sings The Definitive 'Call Me Maybe' Cover

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Back when we predicted Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe" would be the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/music/2012/05/7-early-frontrunners-for-2012s-song-of-the-summer-distinction/#page/1">song of the summah summer</a>, we didn't have a full understanding of just how epidemic this earworm would prove to be.


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