UPPER DECK

People Are The Worst: Winning Bidder Of Jack Hoffman’s Trading Card Won’t Pay Up

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In perhaps my frontrunner for favorite sports moment of 2013, the Nebraska Cornhuskers’ decision to let <a href=" http://withleather.uproxx.com/2013/04/the-nebraska-cornhuskers-brought-all-of-the-allergies-to-spring-day" target="_blank">a 7-year old cancer patient named Jack Hoffman participate in last month’s Spring Game</a> and even score a touchdown has made an amazing impact on the boy’s life.

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Jeff Kent’s ‘Survivor’ Departure Was The Most Jeff Kent Thing Ever

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I don’t watch much reality TV, let alone any of the CBS blockbuster Survivor, but I’d been keeping my ear to the TV in the other room this season as my girlfriend watched, because as a rule, anything that involves Jeff Kent is usually outstanding.

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Frank Miller is a delusional, curmudgeonly old A-hole

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Frank Miller (above left, with Robert Rodriguez) is a graphic artist whose 300 and Sin City inspired the tone of at least three years worth of movie projects before he flamed out into one-dimensional self-parody (to say nothing of The Spirit, which is probably the best thing you could say about The Spirit).

TEXTING DURING THE MOVIE

Follow-Up: Texas Theater Texter Blames Liberal Media

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As usual, me and the rest of the blog chutes are a little behind the local news, and as it turns out [Fout] was also offended by the way [Dave] Lieber [the writer of the original story] presented the story.

#TRAILERS

Will Smith loves huge trailers, hates ‘normal’ people

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/will_smith_trailer.jpg"> </a>(More pics at <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/05/will-smiths-enormous-trailer-is-pissing-people-off/">WWTDD</a>) Squeaky-clean Will Smith often gets accused of acting "white", but if his behavior on the Men in Black III set is any indication, he still loves huge trailers.

OWEN HONORS

Glenn Close’s panties in a bunch over “lewd” Navy videos

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If you haven't been too busy reading juvenile movie blogs all week, you might have heard that Navy Capt.

#Animals

An A-Z Guide To Endangered Animals And The A-Holes Who Keep Killing Them

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If there’s one consistent theme among the Uproxx family, it’s that we love sodomy communism gymnastics Seltzer/Friedberg movies Glenn Beck animals.

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This is why people hate the French

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I've never been to France, but the French people I've met have generally been pretty nice, so when I make French jokes, it's mostly because I'm amused by the English-speaking world's irrational hatred of all things French.

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Roman Polanski is terrible at PR

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Seven months after his <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/09/roman-polanski-swiss-jail" target="_blank">initial arrest</a> in Switzerland, Roman Polanski has issued his own statement to the press: Throughout my seven months since September 26, 2009, the date of my arrest at Zurich Airport, where I had landed with a view to receiving a lifetime award for my work from the representative of the Swiss Minister of Culture*, I have refrained from making any public statements and have requested my lawyers to confine their comments to a bare minimum.

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GUUUH. THE GLENN BECK-JAMES CAMERON “FEUD.”

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I would like nothing more than for the world to stop paying attention to this mealy, fuzz-headed queef, but every other story this morning is just as boring, so here we go: James Cameron <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3id51767e5e16b09797270e439dedbbcd6" target="_blank">called Glenn Beck an A-hole</a> at a junket a few days ago, as, obviously, they have differing views on global warming.

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MEL GIBSON CALLS SOME SUGARTIT AN A-HOLE

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Mel Gibson went on WGN TV recently, no doubt expecting the usual round of asinine fluff for which these local-TV apes train their entire lives.

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GO KILL YOURSELF, DI BONAVENTURA

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Lorenzo Di Bonaventura, the Hollywood a-super producer behind-a dis-a year's Transformers 2, Imagine That, and G.

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BILLY BOB: ‘IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE’S FAULT’

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A contrite Billy Bob Thornton went on Jimmy Kimmel last night to apologize for <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/billy-bob-thornton-radio-meltdown">being a total dick to that Canadian radio guy</a> for basically no reason.

#Documentaries

FILMMAKER SENDS STRIPPER TO 10-YR REUNION

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Andrea Wachner graduated from SoCal's Palos Verdes Peninsula High School in 1995, but hated it so much that when her 10-year reunion came along, she hired a stripper named Cricket to impersonate her and attend in her place, all while talking to her on an earpiece and filming the whole thing.

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BILLY BOB FORCED TO CANCEL CANADA TOUR :-(

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Billy Bob Thornton's band, The Boxmasters, was forced to cancel the rest of their Canadian tour.

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PIXAR NOT LAME ENOUGH, SAY D-BAGS

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Pixar constantly makes great movies, but it seems some people are a still a little worried about <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/three-new-clips-from-pixars-up" target="_blank">Up</a>.

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TROY DUFFY TALKS BOONDOCK SAINTS 2

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If you’re not a stoned frat guy from Santa Barbara, you may not have realized that Boondock Saints is the best movie ever.

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SHYAMALAN STILL IMPRESSED WITH SHYAMALAN

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Manny Shyamalan recently spoke with SciFiwire about the possibility of Unbreakable 2, and the article was filled with the kind of quotes we expect from him.

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IT’S LIKE RAIN ON SPIKE LEE’S WEDDING DAY

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Spike Lee, who knows a thing or two about <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=1908" target="_blank">bashing movies</a> for historical inaccuracy, is facing a backlash of his own from Italian partisans over <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=1956" target="_blank">Miracle at St. Anna</a>.


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