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Bob Dylan Says If He Could Do It All Over Again, He’d Probably Be A Schoolteacher

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The 73 year old musician sat down with AARP magazine and told them he probably would have taught either Roman history or theology.

Adam Duritz Is On The Cover Of AARP Magazine Because 50 Is The New HOLY SH*T WE’RE SO OLD

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Thanks to AARP we're now not only aware that it's the Counting Crow's frontman's 50th birthday, but also that we all got really f*cking old.


Dan Marino Is An Elderly Philanthropist And He Wants To Help/Impregnate You


Dan is right: when you're a multimillionaire, turning 50 is no big d.



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According to Ben Maller, Rickey Henderson could be coming back to the Athletics: For the first time, [Oakland A's GM Billy] Beane said that the team might consider bringing Henderson back for one game -- perhaps when rosters expand in September -- so that he could retire in an A's uniform.

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