Adam Duritz Is On The Cover Of AARP Magazine Because 50 Is The New HOLY SH*T WE’RE SO OLD

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Thanks to AARP we're now not only aware that it's the Counting Crow's frontman's 50th birthday, but also that we all got really f*cking old.


Dan Marino Is An Elderly Philanthropist And He Wants To Help/Impregnate You


Dan is right: when you're a multimillionaire, turning 50 is no big d.



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According to Ben Maller, <a href="http://www.benmaller.com/mlb_rumors_notes#142728" title="FOX Sports" target="_blank">Rickey Henderson could be coming back</a> to the Athletics: For the first time, [Oakland A's GM Billy] Beane said that the team might consider bringing Henderson back for one game -- perhaps when rosters expand in September -- so that he could retire in an A's uniform.

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