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Bob Dylan Says If He Could Do It All Over Again, He’d Probably Be A Schoolteacher

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The 73 year old musician sat down with AARP magazine and told them he probably would have taught either Roman history or theology.

#.lol

Adam Duritz Is On The Cover Of AARP Magazine Because 50 Is The New HOLY SH*T WE’RE SO OLD

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Thanks to AARP we're now not only aware that it's the Counting Crow's frontman's 50th birthday, but also that we all got really f*cking old.

#COSPLAY

Dan Marino Is An Elderly Philanthropist And He Wants To Help/Impregnate You

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Dan is right: when you're a multimillionaire, turning 50 is no big d.

#MLB

RICKEY HENDERSON NEEDS A HOBBY

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According to Ben Maller, Rickey Henderson could be coming back to the Athletics: For the first time, [Oakland A's GM Billy] Beane said that the team might consider bringing Henderson back for one game -- perhaps when rosters expand in September -- so that he could retire in an A's uniform.


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