A few months have passed since we last checked in on <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/11/twinkies-are-being-sold-on-ebay-and-craigslist-for-thousands-of-dollars/">the insane world of Craigslist postings</a>, but 2013 finally has its first, “You’ve got to be kidding me” post of the year, and it comes to us from the lovely hamlet of Kempsville, Virginia.