Along with not being able to keep track of <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/02/steven-seagal-taught-anderson-silva-front-kick" target="_blank">space and time</a> and his <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/04/seagal-has-unique-physiological-reaction-to-arousal" target="_blank">unique physiological response</a> to arousal, another one of Steven Seagal's quirks is not understanding "jokes" or "context.