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Russell Brand May Be Retiring From Acting: ‘I’m Not Interested In Making Money Anymore.’

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"I'm not interested in making money anymore," Russell Brand tells the Financial Times.

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Steven Seagal Played A Concert For Russian Separatists In Crimea

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Steven Seagal played a concert under a Donetsk People's Republic flag and was gifted a t-shirt with Putin's face on it.

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Javier Bardem Clarifies His Israel Criticisms

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Javier Bardem clarifies his position on Israel. "Haha, did I say genocide? What I meant was, killing is bad and San Dimas High School Football rules!"


Penelope Cruz And Javier Bardem Are Speaking Out Against Israel

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A couple of Spanish actors have stopped talking jamón and started talking Hamas.


Jared Leto's Oscars Acceptance Speech Was Cut Out Of The Russian Broadcast. Was It Because He Mentioned Ukraine?

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Jared Leto's Oscars acceptance speech didn't make it to the Russian broadcast. Did he keep it too real?


Steven Seagal Went On Russian TV And The Way He Pronounces 'Ukraine' May Shock You

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Steven Seagal went on Russian TV to explain the Crimea situation, and the way he pronounces "Ukraine" may shock you.

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Steven Seagal Wants to Be Arizona’s Governor So He Can Be ‘Above The Law’

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Our favorite poonani-loving kimono enthusiast hopes to find out if he has a unique physiological reaction to leadership by running the Girls Gone Wild state.


Chuck Norris knows what’s really going on in Syria because of karate

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At this point, we're well acquainted with Chuck Norris being a right-wing nutjob.

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Jim Carrey says he can't support Kick-Ass 2 after Sandy Hook

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Today in curious political stands: Jim Carrey, who recently tweeted, in reference to Kick-Ass 2, that he "cannot support that level of violence.


Jeremy Irons thinks gay marriage will lead to guys marrying their sons to cheat on taxes

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With the gay marriage issue coming before the Supreme Court recently and becoming the subject of much debate across the US, it's only natural that we'd start to ask actors what they think.


Chuck Norris warns that electing Obama could bring “1000 years of darkness”

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It's almost election time here in 'Murka (thank God) and you know what that means: fighting over the perceived differences between two candidates who are 98 percent exactly the same.


Chuck Norris still sucks

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, as cool as the Fake Chuck Norris that the internet invented is, the guy whose tears could cure cancer if only he'd cry, the real Chuck Norris is that much of a slimy dicklicker.

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Chuck Norris does Robocalls for Gingrich, says his dad could beat up your dad

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I've said it Here's the transcript: "As my wife Jean and I watched the GOP debate and went to the website, we were trying to decide which of the candidates would be best to do head-to-head combat with President Obama," says Norris in the call.

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Real-life Chuck Norris is still kind of a douche

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The gap between actual Chuck Norris and the fake Chuck Norris of the internet has always been a pretty wide one, and almost every news story about him is the equivalent of seeing a honey badger in real life and it turns out to be a koala wearing panties.

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