HONEST TRAILERS

Honest Trailer: Grown Ups

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Grown Ups gets the always entertaining <a href="http://clipnation.com/tag/honest-trailers/">Honest Trailer</a> treatment.

MOVIE THEMED FOOD

“Guy Fieri’s Grown Ups Chili” is a thing that exists

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(here's <a href="http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Guy-Fieris-Grown-ups-2chili.jpg" target="_blank">the bigger version</a>) I don't know about you guys, but just reading the phrase "Guy Fieri's Grown Ups Chili" caused my tips to spontaneously frost themselves and my cat grew a goatee.

tracking

“Grown Ups 2 is tracking better than Pacific Rim.” Start filling up the Molotov cocktails?

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(awesome Jaws/Pacific Rim mashup by<a href="https://twitter.com/Cakes_Comics/status/347814783392808960/photo/1" target="_blank"> Matt Ferguson</a>) Buried in a <a href="http://variety.com/2013/biz/news/warner-bros-no-longer-in-legendarys-future-1200501572/" target="_blank">Variety</a> article about Legendary Pictures' impending split with Warner Bros is the kind of news that makes you want to breathe into a paper bag.

KOREAN REMAKE

Adam Sandler to star in suicide comedy ‘Hello Ghost’

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According to <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/adam-sandler-chris-columbus-team-568516" target="_blank">THR</a>, Adam Sandler's next movie will be Hello Ghost, a comedy about a guy who keeps trying to kill himself.

san francisco

Anti-Semitic Elmo Is Back With Some Wild New Claims About The Girl Scouts

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Things have been bad enough for the real Elmo character lately, so it certainly doesn’t help that some phony, anti-semitic Elmo is out there spouting hateful things at children in New York City.

#MLB

With Leather’s Watch This: Shaq Loves Talking About BIRDMAN BIRDMAN

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Now that the NBA has given all of the remaining playoff teams a well-deserved night off, instead of, you know, scheduling the games accordingly so that fans could watch their favorite stars play every night, we get to sit back and enjoy some games tonight.

#CONAN

Adam Sandler Walked Out On The Lakers, Wanted To See Shaq’s Penis

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Honestly, finding out that <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/05/shaq-cant-be-the-orlando-magic-gm-because-his-movie-career-is-taking-off-again" target="_blank">Shaquille O'Neal plays "Police Officer" in Grown Ups 2</a> is as much as you should ever learn about Grown Ups 2.

TRAILER

The Trailer For ‘Grown Ups 2′ Has Arrived

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Adam Sandler, Kevin James, David Spade, Rob Schneider, Chris Rock and the rest of the Happy Madison cronies are back for the sequel to <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/12/the-10-worst-movies-of-2010">my 2010 pick for the Worst Movie of the Year</a> and, with the glaring exception of That’s My Boy, possibly the worst movie Sandler has ever made, Grown Ups.

#the rock

Dwight Howard Got Slimed At The Kids Choice Awards And Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

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I apologize in advance for this, as it was written by an extremely old man.

#Batman

Your Mid-Week Guide To DVD And Streaming: Paranormal Activity At Hotel Transylvania

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If you've read the headline, you know this week sees the DVD releases of both Hotel Transylvania as well as the latest Paranormal Activity flick, Paranormal Activity 4.

#Guardians of the Galaxy

Marvel Enlisting Jim Carrey And/Or Adam Sandler Into ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’

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What, did somebody secretly 'Guardians of The Galaxy' out to Dreamworks when we weren't looking?

#AVENGERS 2

Marvel Might Want Adam Sandler For ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’

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The Marvel Studios Universe is already expected to be quite busy in 2013 and 2014, with Iron Man 3 and Thor: The Dark World set for release in May and November (respectively), and Captain America: The Winter Soldier and Guardians of the Galaxy set for April and August of 2014.

WORST MOVIES

The Razzies Nominees Have Been Announced And Some Awful Movies Have Been Snubbed

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If you ask me, there’s no greater way of branding a movie a failure than by including it in <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/12/the-absolutely-very-worst-movies-of-2012#page/1">the annual FilmDrunk Worst Movies feature</a>, but some more traditional people believe that <a href="http://www.razzies.com/">the Razzies are actually the ultimate decider</a> of cinematic disgust and scorn.

nyc

Adam Sandler – Hallelujah (We’re New Yorkers)

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Adam Sandler's contribution to the 12.

year in review

The Absolute Very Worst Movies Of 2012

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After <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/12/the-absolute-very-worst-movies-of-2011">last year’s Worst Movies feature</a>, I received feedback from some readers and Twitter folk about me possibly being “too negative” and “mean” when it came to criticizing films that I chose to watch for this annual hate crime report.

TIM HERLIHY

Adam Sandler Is Making ‘Parody’ Films Now

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First the good news – Adam Sandler is re-teaming with his old comedy writing partner Tim Herlihy, with whom he made classic, hilarious movies like Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and The Wedding Singer.

US OPEN

If Rain Wasn’t Bad Enough, Adam Sandler Played Kevin James At The U.S. Open

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With Andy Roddick now retired and the nation mourning the loss of Brooklyn Decker’s attendance at Grand Slam events, there isn’t much left for American men’s tennis fans to be excited about.

#MLB

Rod Carew Should Be Banished From The National Baseball Hall Of Fame

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For all the jokes we make about TMZ writers and their obnoxious use of ellipses, I have to admit that I shamefully enjoy it when they “report” random stories tongue-in-cheek.


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