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Whoa, I think I just fart-barfed

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Here's the latest trailer for Rock of Ages, starring Tom Cruise, Alec Baldwin, Russell Brand, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Julianne Hough, and the invisible grinning face of Satan.

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Brett Ratner to direct commercials for GLAAD. …But will he rehearse them?

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Brett Ratner said a lot of things in the lead up to Tower Heist, like that he didn't know Olivia Munn was Asian, that he "banged her a few times and forgot her," and most importantly, that he never <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/olivia-munn-says-brett-ratner-masturbated-to-her-while-eating-shrimp" target="_blank">beat off in front of her while eating shrimp</a>.

WILL FORTE

Tom Cruise Is ‘A Manly Romantic’

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The news today for Tom Cruise’s latest project, Rock of Ages, is that Saturday Night Live’s <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/rock-ages-movie-casts-will-209970">Will Forte is joining the cast</a> of this Broadway-to-big-screen musical adaptation.

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First ever picture of Tom Cruise acting flamboyant

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Here's the first picture of Tom Cruise in Rock of Ages, an adaptation of the Broadway musical of the same name in which Cruise plays heavy metal singer Stacee Jaxx.

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Oh dear God. Tom Cruise is in a musical.

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Oh sweet baby Jesus, this is terrifying news.

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JAMES CAMERON SAYS AVATAR JOKES ARE FINE

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Okay, so Sacha Cohen and Ben Stiller's <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/03/oscars-puss-out-again-boot-sacha-cohen-again" target="_blank">vetoed Avatar sketch at the Oscars</a> might not have been that funny, but keep in mind, it's either that or Hugh Jackman tap dancing.

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OSCARS PUSS OUT, AGAIN, BOOT SACHA COHEN, AGAIN.

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According to Oscar telecast co-producer Adam Shankman, Sacha Baron Cohen was <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/02/academy-shrivs-vetoed-borat-as-oscar-host" target="_blank">the first choice to host</a>, but was vetoed by the Academy.

STEVE MARTIN

ACADEMY SHRIVS VETOED BORAT AS OSCAR HOST

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When the Oscars takes place on March 7th, it will be hosted by Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin.

STEVE MARTIN

OSCAR HOSTS: STEVE MARTIN & ALEC BALDWIN

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The Oscars hosts have been officially announced, and it will be Steve Martin, hosting his third Oscars, paired with Alec Baldwin in his first.

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BEN STILLER, ROBERT DOWNEY TURN DOWN OSCAR GIG

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According to<a href="http://www.deadline.com/hollywood/stiller-downie-turn-down-oscar-hosting/" target="_blank"> Nikki Finke</a>, who as far as I can tell is the only source for this, Ben Stiller and Robert Downey Jr.

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HACK DIRECTOR TO PRODUCE THE OSCARS

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Nikki Finke recently broke the news (accompanied by one of her always classy and humble 'TOLDJA.

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‘LIKE MAMMA MIA FOR DUDES’

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This is a clip from So You Think You Can Dance when Adam Shankman was guest hosting -- the dancing was so beautiful it made him cry, you see.

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THE HITLER OF SCREENWRITERS

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(Sorry, I didn't have a picture of the actual screenwriter, and I just thought.

why god why?

BYE BYE BIZNIZIRDIE

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Sounds like another winner's on the way from Pacifier-director <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=8084" target="_blank">Adam Shankman</a>.

why god why?

ADAM SHANKMAN SHOULD BE HOMELESS

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A lot of people don't realize that Hairspray was a John Waters movie before it was a broadway show before it was <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=3901" target="_blank">a creepy John Travolta abortion</a>.

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WORST MOVIE EVER GETS LONGER TRAILER

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I have a little theory about Adam Sandler.

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THEES MOVIE LOOKS FAWKEN TERRIBLE

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There was a time when I can remember listening to an Adam Sandler album and literally thinking to myself "This is the funniest thing I've ever heard.


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