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Adrian Peterson Is The New Kirk Cameron

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Back in October, my Italian cousin Vince at FilmDrunk gave us a glimpse inside of former "Growing Pains" star and current Tim Tebow superfan Kirk Cameron's incredibly boring birthday party that featured a small cake, some $5 footlongs from Subway, and poor, poor Belinda.

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“Suck For Luck” Power Rankings: Week 3

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After last week’s inaugural “Suck for Luck” Power(less) Rankings, Matt from Warming Glow was upset that I didn’t include a Seattle Seahawks logo on the banner image, and I thought that I should explain the exclusion since he can beat me up.

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“Suck For Luck” NFL Power Rankings: Week 2

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There’s simply too much going on after two weeks of NFL action to limit my thoughts to just a few things, especially since I watch every single game with the focus of a drunken toddler.

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The Attractive Female Celebrity's Guide To Drafting Fantasy Running Backs

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For millions of years or as long as men have gathered in groups to draft fantasy football teams, the running back has been the dominant selection.

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10 Steps To Dominating Your Fantasy Football League This Season

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As I just wrapped up my 32nd fantasy football draft of the NFL preseason, I’ve assured myself of these facts: I’ve wasted hundreds of dollars.

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Gary Busey is Adrian Peterson’s lawyer, shaman

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As much as I liked Kenny Powers' K-Swiss ad, I think Vitamin Water just drank their milkshake (can I still use that.

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Your NFL Conference Championship Recap

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To quote esteemed sports philosopher Reggie Noble, "this is what it’s all about.

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TSS 2009 NFL Playoff Preview: Divisional Weekend

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Welp, we're back again trying our hand at picking this week's games.

VIDEOS

Your Week 14 NFL Recap

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It’s that time of year again.

SPORTS

Your Week 10 NFL Recap

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I’d be remiss of recapping the NFL in week 10 without turning the back clock to Thursday night.

#CARMELO ANTHONY

J.J.’s Big Day, another J.J.’s big quarter, and Rondo gets paid

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Even with Vince Carter's ankle keeping him sidelined for his latest return to Toronto (where he could get booed in an Orlando uniform this time), there were more than enough ready-made story lines going into Magic/Raptors: Hedo Turkoglu's first game against his old squad, the next chapter in the Dwight Howard vs.

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Your Week 7 NFL Recap

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Even though the Vikings lost, they proved themselves a formidable opponent for the Steelers.

Style Kicks and Gear

Nike Air Trainer 1 x Manny Pacquiao, Adrian Peterson

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If the Nike Air Trainer 1 collaborated with Anthony Carter, it would officially be the greatest shoe of all time.

TROY POLAMALU

Nike Trainer 1

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And now for your daily dose of Damn-I'm-old pills: This year marks the 20th anniversary of Nike's famous "Bo Knows" ad campaign.

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WAYNE HUIZENGA SEEMS LIKE A COOL GUY

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Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga has spent the better part of the last two decades screwing over whichever Florida sports teams he could get his hands on, but now he's finally ready to minimize his tightfisted mismanagement by selling most of his share of the team to partial owner John Ross.

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CHRIST IS TOUGH ON THE GRIDIRON

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Over the weekend, Christ was risen.

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ADRIAN PETERSON IS A BADASS

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To precisely no one's surprise, Adrian Peterson was the only thing worth a damn on the Vikings' offense last night, as he rushed for 103 yards and a score on just 19 carries against the Packers.

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ADRIAN PETERSON INSPIRES JOURNO-PORN

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The new GQ magazine, when not lauding Kissing Suzy Kolber for being one of the reasons that "football is better than ever," includes a feature on Vikings running back Adrian Peterson written by Lisa DePaulo.

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TONY ROMO HONORED BY COSMO MAG

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Tony Romo isn't just the Cowboys' All-Pro quarterback who dates Jessica Simpson.


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