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Well Played, Volkswagen

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This Volkswagen Super Bowl commercial is <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/01/everyone-stop-what-youre-doing-and-watch-this-volkswagen-super-bowl-ad-teaser">all over the place</a> today.

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The Best Commercial on Television

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There isn't much going on in the television world this morning, which is nice because it gives me the opportunity to briefly discuss something near and dear to my heart: this commercial.

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Happy Birthday, Marines

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As most regular followers of this blog know, I was in the boring ol' Marine Corps before I decided to join the ELITE RANKS of full-time bloggers.

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Brazil Is Good At Commercials.

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I've spent all morning trying to figure out a way to write about Argentina's "Dancing With the Stars" routine in which a <a href="http://gawker.com/5846473/woman-gets-completely-naked-on-argentinas-dancing-with-the-stars" target="_blank">woman got completely naked</a> and had wine poured all over her breasts and my God it was amazing I've had lap dances that weren't as sexy, but there's just no way to do it.

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‘Look at That Antelope Driving a Car’

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I've had a complete abortion of a day, thanks to Time Warner Cable's large-scale, company-wide policy of f*cking its customers in the ass.

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Damn Kids Singing to Firefighters

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(<a href="http://tie-dead.tumblr.com/post/9842053794" target="_blank">via</a>) When I realized that the tenth anniversary of 9/11 would fall on a Sunday, I was relieved for wholly selfish reasons: I wouldn't have to spend a workday worried about whether my lighthearted business of joking about TV was inappropriate.

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‘Boardwalk Empire’ Rolls Out Vintage Subway

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This week in Awesome But Also Kind of Terrible Ideas: "Boardwalk Empire" is advertising its second season by rolling out vintage subway cars in New York City.

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Paz de la Huerta Is Good at Lingerie

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"Boardwalk Empire" star Paz de la Huerta is infamous -- or awesome, depending on your viewpoint -- for getting wasted and accidentally revealing her T & A to paparazzi.

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Richard Marx Is Doing Well

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I missed this when it first hit the internet last week, but now that I know it exists, I can't simply ignore it's existence.

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K-Swiss’s Kenny Powers Ad Campaign

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K-Swiss has a new ad campaign built around the idea of Kenny Powers as the company's CEO, and I have to admire the balls it took to make a profane fictional character on pay cable the centerpiece of an ad campaign.

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Kate Upton Is Good at Commercials

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kate-upton-sobe.jpg"> My first and only reaction to this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue was to follow then-18-year-old (now 19!) Rookie of the Year Kate Upton on Twitter. Kate's Twitter feed was awesome: a young model's travelogue punctuated with <a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/05/kate-upton-is-good-at-twitter/" target="_blank">self-portraits of her ample décolletage</a>, which is the French word I use to sound highbrow when I'm talking about huge, beautiful tits.

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Awesome: ‘Walking Dead’ Billboard on Funeral Home

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A billboard for "The Walking Dead" has raised the ire of citizens in an English town who don't like the ad's placement next to a funeral home.

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The Greatest Commercial Ever Made

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We're still four long, painful days away from Corgi Friday, but there's no way I'm waiting all week to post this great new commercial from the UK's Freeview HD (video below).

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DirecTV Now Selling Mini Giraffes

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DirecTV has an excellent ad campaign thanks to the <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2010/07/opulence-i-has-it" target="_self">Opulence</a> and <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2011/03/mini-giraffe-on-a-treadmill" target="_self">Epic Win</a> commercials, and though they're narrated by Gregor the Russian billionaire, the real star is his miniature giraffe.

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Australia Is Good at Commercials

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Australian realtors Ian Adams and Adrian Jenkins have some sweet-ass luxury property, and they know how to sell it: with sex.

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Mini Giraffe on a Treadmill!

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By now you've probably seen the new DirecTV ad, starring everyone's favorite Russian billionaire and everyone's favorite-er mini giraffe.

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Okay, This Is Cool

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One of my biggest challenges as a blogger -- aside from keeping dog fur out of my lunch whiskey -- is the need to constantly preach against nostalgia for '90s pop culture.

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Fun Fact: The New Arby’s Guy Was My College Roommate

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By now you've likely seen the new Arby's ad campaign featuring an affable white guy leading a sing-along  about "Good Mood Food.


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