This week has already been highlighted by “news” that includes people <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6865235/twidiots-beyonce-the-treasonous-traitor">accusing Beyonce of treason for lip-syncing the National Anthem</a>, Manti Te’o playing <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/manti-teo-tells-katie-couric-briefly-lied-girlfriend/story?id=18290412">the “What would you do?” game</a> with Katie Couric, and Sheryl Crow, of all people, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/01/sheryl-crow-on-ex-lance-armstrong-the-truth-will-set-you-free/">being dragged through the mud over Lance Armstrong</a> admitting that he used PEDs, so I think it’s safe to say that this is quite the slow news week.
- These Hip-Thrusting, Balloon-Popping Women Have Created A New Olympic Sport
- Drunk Kathy Lee And Adam Pally Yelling At Each Other On ‘Today’ Is Gleefully Cathartic
- Women With Big Buns Beware! The World’s Largest Anaconda Was Found In Brazil.
- Keanu Reeves Is Even Totally Chill When Finding Intruders In His Home At 4AM