YYYYEEEEEEAAAAARRRRGGGG

My Oh My, That Sure is A Lot of Lombardi Trophies

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Official Best Steelers Season Ever Checklist [x] Avenge playoff loss to Jaguars in Jacksonville [x] Destroy the Redskins in Raljon, MD with 30,000 Steelers fans in attendance [x] Beat the shithead Ravens [x] Beat the shithead Ravens twice [x] Beat the shithead Ravens thrice MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [x] Curb-stomp the Greatriots in Foxboro [x] Defeat the Cowboys on a Romo pick-six [x] Extend winning streak over Browns to 11 [x] End the annoying Chargers fluke of being 0-13 in Pittsburgh in the regular season but 2-0 in the playoffs [x] Finally win a goddamn AFC Championship Game at home [x] Win a record sixth Super Bowl title, this time in a thrilling game over a hyped-up underdog, with Roethlisberger forever silencing critics with game-winning drive [x] Do it all without an offensive line and with an insanely difficult schedule [x] Masturbate furiously Special thanks to haters everywhere.

yeah i'm being a jerk but don't take this from me

WELKAAAHH Gets Blown Up By the Daahhhkie

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I must say, that had to have been one of the more satisfying Steelers victories since Super Bowl XL.

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Why’d They Caat Him? He Couldah Been the Welkaaah of tha Defense!

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From the reinforcing stereotypes department comes this e-mailed observation from reader "Juice" about how New England fans have fallen madly in love with TRUE PAY-TREE-UT John Lynch, despite the fact that he never played a regular season game for the team.

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Nazi Shark Has Nothing on Masshole Camel

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Tonight marks the second of this season's Thursday night games on the network for football that nobody gets.

AHAHAHAHAHA

That Was a Joy to Watch

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I might make this my new screen saver.

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The Moose and the Marmalard: WHO YA GOT?

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The once-awaited rematch of the five-interception tour de felch that was last year's AFC Championship Game has paled a touch in the past month, given the usual early-season stumblings of the Chargers and Bernard Pollard's neutering of the Patriots, still manages to be one of the more exciting games of the week.

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Patriots Fans Make This Far, Far Too Easy

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And the scariest thing about all this is that Drew was right.

AHAHAHAHAHA

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

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That's a real banner they put up in Gillette Stadium.

Tommy from Quinzee

COMMISHUNAH GOODELL, YOU MUST SUSPEND THE FACKING SEASON!

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Dee-ah Rawjah Fackin’ Goddell, It is my-ah understanding that you have nawt suspended the remaindah of games on the 2008 NFL schedule.

AHAHAHAHAHA

FAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

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I'LL GET THE DAHKIE THAT DID THIS.


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