#RAY RICE

Canada Has Cockiness Now – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Sorry to intrude on Falco's CFL beat but the Canadians had their own DeSean Jackson moment.

#NBA

Today’s Two Best Ways To Call Someone Piece Of Sh*t

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On a day when sports news is dominated by child molestation, I'd like to lighten the mood a little by presenting two sports guys who can't stop calling people names on the Internet.

#NFL

Trimming The Fat: New England Patriots Cut Albert Haynesworth

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Albert Haynesworth, he of mammoth size, attitude and contract, was let go by the New England Patriots on Tuesday.

#NFL

Watch The Thrown: Your Ever-Updating 2011 NFL Trade Roundup

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After more than four months of hibernation, the NFL blasted off this week after the players and owners signed the new CBA.

Washington Redskins

Haynesworth Trial Could Interfere With Training Camp

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Via But your honor, training camp is really important.

#NFL

Haynes Her Way

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In a situation that calls for both 1,000 and zero jokes, Washington Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth has been officially charged with misdemeanor sexual abuse for ordering food at a hotel, then paying for it in the grossest possible way.

#NFL

Shanahan The Least-Dickish NFL Coach, Except For All The Others

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The NFL's highest-paid defensive player now has some extra time to shop for the Holidays.

Washington Redskins

Albert Haynesworth Is Calling In Sick

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Via Fat Albert appeared on 106.7 The Fan's Kevin And Rock Show to clear some things up, primarily that he was not hungover during Friday's practice, and that he's here to play football.

SEE YOU SUPER SUNDEE COOCH!

PUT IN GROSSMAN, COOCH!

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Reader Brendan sent in this flickr image of some of the Burgundy-and-Gold faithful who witnessed Michael Vick have his way with the Redskins on a nationally televised rape stand.

#NFL

The 2010 NFL Season: 12 Things To Watch

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There's nothing better than the start of a new NFL season.

#NFL

Why Can’t Albert Haynesworth Be More Like Brett Favre?

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As the "Will He Or Won't He" saga seems to have reached it logical conclusion for this season, the Ballad Of Albert Haynesworth doesn't seem to be ending anytime soon.

THE COOLER

8.12 The Cooler

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Washington Redskins

Dan Synder Knows Fat Al’s Pain

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Washington Redskins owner and known football genius, Dan Synder, gave the conditioning test the ol' college try, but much like his star defensive lineman, came up short.

#NFL

Haynesworth Had To Run Sprints And Stuff

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The Washington Redskins conditioning test was designed for one player on its roster, and that player would be $100 million defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth.

#NFL

Haynesworth Not Hustling On Child Support?

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Washington Redskins defensive pancake eater Albert Haynesworth is back in the news after being sued for child support.

#NFL

Paging Mr. Haynesworth…

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Washington Redskins defensive lineman and 2009 free agency darling Albert Haynesworth seems to be upset about a lot of things.

#NFL

GO SIT IN THE CORNER, HAYNESWORTH!

In the wake of being sent home from practice because he was tardy for the party, 'Skins defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth is putting his squad on blast.

Vodka and cola is disgusting

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Albert Haynesworth prefers his skinny bitches on the rag.


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