WARREN SAPP

Today’s Two Best Ways To Call Someone Piece Of Sh*t

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On a day when sports news is dominated by child molestation, I'd like to lighten the mood a little by presenting two sports guys who can't stop calling people names on the Internet.

VIDEOS

Trimming The Fat: New England Patriots Cut Albert Haynesworth

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<a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/albert-haynesworth">Albert Haynesworth</a>, he of mammoth size, attitude and contract, was let go by the <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/new-england-patriots">New England Patriots</a> on Tuesday.

TARVARIS JACKSON

Watch The Thrown: Your Ever-Updating 2011 NFL Trade Roundup

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After more than four months of hibernation, the NFL blasted off this week after the players and owners signed the new CBA.

Washington Redskins

Haynes Her Way

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In a situation that calls for both 1,000 and zero jokes, Washington Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth has been officially charged with misdemeanor sexual abuse for ordering food at a hotel, then paying for it in the grossest possible way.

Washington Redskins

Shanahan The Least-Dickish NFL Coach, Except For All The Others

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The NFL's highest-paid defensive player now has some extra time to shop for the Holidays.

tim tebow

The 2010 NFL Season: 12 Things To Watch

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There's nothing better than the start of a new NFL season.

Washington Redskins

Why Can’t Albert Haynesworth Be More Like Brett Favre?

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As the "Will He Or Won't He" saga seems to have reached it logical conclusion for this season, the Ballad Of Albert Haynesworth doesn't seem to be ending anytime soon.

THE COOLER

8.12 The Cooler

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Washington Redskins

Dan Synder Knows Fat Al’s Pain

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Washington Redskins owner and known football genius, Dan Synder, gave the conditioning test the ol' college try, but much like his star defensive lineman, came up short.

Washington Redskins

Haynesworth Had To Run Sprints And Stuff

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The Washington Redskins conditioning test was designed for one player on its roster, and that player would be $100 million defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth.

Washington Redskins

Haynesworth Not Hustling On Child Support?

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Washington Redskins defensive pancake eater Albert Haynesworth is back in the news after being sued for child support.

Washington Redskins

Paging Mr. Haynesworth…

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Washington Redskins defensive lineman and 2009 free agency darling Albert Haynesworth seems to be upset about a lot of things.

Washington Redskins

GO SIT IN THE CORNER, HAYNESWORTH!

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In the wake of being sent home from practice because he was <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsoS-RUEbqU" target="_blank">tardy for the party</a>, 'Skins defensive tackle <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/25/AR2009122501780.html" target="_blank">Albert Haynesworth is putting his squad on blast</a>.

Washington Redskins

“The Offseason Champs!”

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A shirt inspired by The Skins already <a href="http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2009/02/27/well-that-didnt-take-long-skins-spend-155-million-on-haynesworth-and-hall/">$155 million dollar spending spree</a> in free agency and <a href="http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2009/02/27/get-your-offseason-champ-skins-shirt/">their endless of acquisitions</a> over the years.

NFL

HAYNESWORTH IS GETTING PAID

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Ca$h Cow says, "Pack yo bags.

VINCE YOUNG

Haynesworth Gets One Game Per Six Facial Stitches

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The NFL <a href="http://sports.aol.com/nfl/story/_a/haynesworth-gets-five-game-suspension/20061002164909990001?cid=1690" target="_blank">suspended Titans DT Albert Haynesworth five games</a> without pay for his Andre Gurode face-stomping on Sunday.

VINCE YOUNG

Albert Haynesworth Brings Bar Fight Moves to the Field

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If you've had a TV on any time during the last 12 hours or so, you probably saw this.




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