Posts Tagged: ALBERT HAYNESWORTH

2011 NBA LOCKOUT

Today’s Two Best Ways To Call Someone Piece Of Sh*t

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On a day when sports news is dominated by child molestation, I'd like to lighten the mood a little by presenting two sports guys who can't stop calling people names on the Internet.

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Haynes Her Way

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In a situation that calls for both 1,000 and zero jokes, Washington Redskins defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth has been officially charged with misdemeanor sexual abuse for ordering food at a hotel, then paying for it in the grossest possible way.

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Shanahan The Least-Dickish NFL Coach, Except For All The Others

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The NFL's highest-paid defensive player now has some extra time to shop for the Holidays.

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Why Can’t Albert Haynesworth Be More Like Brett Favre?

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As the "Will He Or Won't He" saga seems to have reached it logical conclusion for this season, the Ballad Of Albert Haynesworth doesn't seem to be ending anytime soon.

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Dan Synder Knows Fat Al’s Pain

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Washington Redskins owner and known football genius, Dan Synder, gave the conditioning test the ol' college try, but much like his star defensive lineman, came up short.

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Haynesworth Had To Run Sprints And Stuff

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The Washington Redskins conditioning test was designed for one player on its roster, and that player would be $100 million defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth.

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Haynesworth Not Hustling On Child Support?

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Washington Redskins defensive pancake eater Albert Haynesworth is back in the news after being sued for child support.

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Paging Mr. Haynesworth…

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Washington Redskins defensive lineman and 2009 free agency darling Albert Haynesworth seems to be upset about a lot of things.

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GO SIT IN THE CORNER, HAYNESWORTH!

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In the wake of being sent home from practice because he was <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsoS-RUEbqU" target="_blank">tardy for the party</a>, 'Skins defensive tackle <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/12/25/AR2009122501780.html" target="_blank">Albert Haynesworth is putting his squad on blast</a>.

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Haynesworth Gets One Game Per Six Facial Stitches

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The NFL <a href="http://sports.aol.com/nfl/story/_a/haynesworth-gets-five-game-suspension/20061002164909990001?cid=1690" target="_blank">suspended Titans DT Albert Haynesworth five games</a> without pay for his Andre Gurode face-stomping on Sunday.

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Albert Haynesworth Brings Bar Fight Moves to the Field

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