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The Departing Athlete’s Guide To Taking Out A Full-Page Newspaper Ad

David Price and Jon Lester both took out full-page newspaper ads thanking their former teams' fans, as it is the go-to move for classy guys.

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Manny Machado Might Have A Bionic Arm, And Here Are The GIFs From Last Night To Prove It

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Manny Machado's insane throw to nab Albert Pujols is your must-see baseball clip of the week.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Celebrate 20 Years Of ‘This Is SportsCenter’ With The Campaign’s Funniest Commercials

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'This is SportsCenter' was created 20 years ago to bring ESPN's top show into the mainstream, and it's as relevant and funny as ever.

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Yoenis Céspedes Made Another Bad Play That Led To A Highlight Throw

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For the second game in a row, Yoenis Céspedes threw a runner out when he really shouldn't have ever had to.

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Albert Pujols Can Tell You How To Get, How To Get To ‘Sesame Street’

On tomorrow's 'Sesame Street,' Angels slugger Albert Pujols stops by to tell us what it takes to be an athlete.

STUPID SPORTS LAWSUITS

Jack Clark Wants Albert Pujols To Take A Lie Detector Test Over Steroid Accusations

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In case you aren’t following the biggest lawsuits in baseball with a breathless anticipation for each and every legal document, I’ll break down the big two for you very easily: 1) Alex Rodriguez is suing Major League Baseball for trying to destroy him.

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With Leather's Watch This: This Kid Is A Much Better Skater Than You

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It took young skater Egill Gunnar two tries to pull off a backflip from one skateboard to another and not bust his ass.

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The Dugout Opening Days '12: Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim

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No matter how many home runs Josh Hamilton hits or how many Austrian newspapers refer to him as an ex-junkie for doing so, the story of the 2012 baseball season thus far has and will continue to be the struggles of Albert Pujols.

#DERRICK ROSE

10 Amazing Predictions For This Week In Sports

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Welcome to a new weekly feature that we’ll be running in which we make a bunch of predictions about the upcoming week in sports.

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This Is The Best Albert Pujols Photoshop You Will See This Week

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Yesterday, I examined the slump of Albert Pujols and his inability to hit a home run so far this season, as he and his Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are settling themselves into quite the hole.

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What The Heck Is Wrong With Albert Pujols?

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When the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim swooped in and signed Albert Pujols out of nowhere, a lot of people thought giving the guy $240 million was a pretty bold move.

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The World Champion St. Louis Cardinals Visited The White House

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As I pointed out last week, President Barack Obama just loves having sports champions visit him at the White House, so it came as no surprise when the St.

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Deidre Pujols Is Upset That The Cardinals Did What Her Husband Asked

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Last week, at the Major League Baseball winter meetings in Dallas, the unthinkable happened – the Florida Marlins actually spent money.

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Albert Pujols Murders Rangers Pitching With A Gun In Latest Taiwanese Animation

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In case you ever wanted to see Albert Pujols pull out a pistol and shoot somebody in the face, here's Next Media Animation's latest encapsulation of current events.

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Albert Pujols Signs With Angels For $254M, Fans Burn $40 Jersey

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As the allure of a new Miami Thrice dominated headlines, a third MLB club made an 11th hour move to nab the greatest player in baseball history off of free agency.

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Albert Pujols Is Suddenly An Angel (No, He Didn’t Die)

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If you're a fan of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, now's the time to start flapping your arms.

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Dream Team 2 Update: Marlins Offer 10 Years To Legitimate 31-Year old

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It looks like the Miami sports community has learned from its mistakes; after assuming that signing all the best players would win them a championship in basketball, Miami has taken a different route with the Marlins and will be signing all the best players to win them a championship in baseball.


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