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The Dugout: Ryan Braun & Alex Rodriguez Are Probably Totally Innocent

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If you like baseball, perhaps you've heard the story of Ryan Braun -- a nice Jewish boy who was accidentally accused of steroids and suspended before the people in charge realized he was a total sweetheart and couldn't have done anything wrong -- and Alex Rodriguez, a hard-working everyman who pulled himself up by the bootstraps and became one of the best players in baseball.

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Vintage Promos: Gene Snitsky Finds A Rhyme For “Dead Baby In Your Uterus”

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Vintage Promos is a series looking back at the best, worst and most memorable pro wrestling interviews of all time.

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Bud Selig Wants Your Money More Than He Wants To Suspend PED Abusers

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The MLB has had a nasty PED scandal brewing for the better part of a year with now-defunct, anti-aging clinic Biogenesis, which reportedly supplied a bevy of MLB stars with all sorts of banned, performance-enhancing substances.

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Brian Cashman Finally Told Alex Rodriguez To ‘Shut The F*ck Up’

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As soon as New York Yankees paycheck collector Alex Rodriguez <a href="https://twitter.com/AROD/with_replies" target="_blank">joined Twitter on May 31</a>, I’m sure a lot of people shared a similar version of the thought: “Dude, this is a terrible idea.

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Alex Rodriguez Demands The Best

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Alex Rodriguez has found himself at the center of another steroids scandal, which is something I wouldn't give a single horseback-riding sh-t about under normal circumstances.

#KATE UPTON

Kevin Garnett's Honey Nut Cheerios And Other Athletes Re-Imagined As Breakfast Foods

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In one of the better “Boys will be boys” stories of this early sports year, New York Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony reportedly took offense to something that Boston Celtics forward Kevin Garnett said to him during Boston’s 102-96 victory on Monday night.

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Taiwan Hates The New York Yankees, Loves Animating C.C. Sabathia’s Bones

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If that preview image doesn't make you click the link, maybe this will: at one point in Taiwan's "New York Yankees didn't make the World Series" epic, Alex Rodriguez draws a sex emoticon on a ball and gets it tossed to a lady.

#MEMES

Hoo Boy, The Internet Hates Alex Rodriguez

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Now that the Detroit Tigers have swept the New York Yankees, we can expect a ton of speculation about what the world’s most important baseball team will do in the offseason.

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Alex Rodriguez Is Still A Grade A Poon Hound

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Alex Rodriguez made $29 million this season.

#BEYONCE

Sports On TV: Glee’s 20 Greatest Sports Moments

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I've prepared separate intro blurbs, depending on who you are.

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Alex Rodriguez Is An Admirer Of Art And Terrible Photoshops

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With 14 games remaining, the New York Yankees are clinging to a shocking half-game lead over the Baltimore Orioles in the AL East race.

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Taiwan Animation Says Yankees Are Done, Attacks C.C. With Fishing Net

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Taiwan's Next Media Animation has really gone above and beyond with their latest effort, calmly titled, "New York Yankees 2012 season goes off the rails".

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LeBron, Tiger Woods Place High On Depressing Forbes Celebrity Power List

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Forbes magazine today released their annual <a href="http://www.forbes.com/celebrities/#p_1_s_a0_All%20categories_" target="_blank">The World's Most Powerful Celebrities</a>, a top 100 list that ranks stars based on press coverage, social media buzz and whose agents paid Forbes the most money to put them on a list.

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A Lot Of People Still Hate Michael Vick

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I once thought that a great idea for a magazine would be Haters – “The publication devoted to people who hate sh*t.

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The With Leather Discussion: Has Anyone Ever Climbed The Ladder Like Stacy Keibler?

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In case you hadn’t noticed, we’ve been trying to develop more of an open forum atmosphere within these UPROXX sites as a means of making our conversations broader and more engaging, all to enhance the overall reading experience.

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The World Was A Much Better Place With MTV’s Rock N Jock Sports

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Over the weekend, my Uproxxian colleague <a href="http://twitter.com/dangerguerrero">Danger Guerrero</a> sent me a link to an old MTV Rock N Jock Softball clip, and it basically turned my afternoon into a complete waste.

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ROFLMNBAO: The Best Of This Week’s NBA In Pictures

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There have been very few surprises in the NBA through the first 7 games of the season.

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Alex Rodriguez Definitely Has A Type

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Hot off the news that Minka Kelly realized that canceled TV show after canceled TV show is <a href="http://www.newsday.com/news/jeter-kelly-may-have-reconciled-1.3422411">no way to go through life</a>, it appears that former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson has taken a page from Stacy Keibler’s book and found herself a sugar daddy of her own in New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez.

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Paging Dr. Spaceman, Paging Dr. Spaceman

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New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez recently took a little trip to Germany to meet with Dr.


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