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Johnny Depp Is Going To Star In The ‘Alice In Wonderland’ Sequel Because CHA-CHING

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As our beloved leader Vince has written several times now, Disney’s The Lone Ranger hasn’t exactly been a huge hit at the box office since opening poorly last weekend, and some people may even go as far as to call it a colossal stinker of a flaming bag of poopies on your grandpa’s doorstep.

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NBC Is Making A Sequel To ‘Alice In Wonderland’

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NBC is continuing the fairy tale trend by greenlighting a sequel to "Alice in Wonderland."

#Christmas

Funny, Sexy, And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week

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It's that time of the week when we post a mixed bag of intriguing cosplay we've spotted recently. Some sexy, some funny, and some awesome.

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The CW Is Making An ‘Alice In Wonderland’ Cop Drama

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It's Alice in Wonderland. BUT SHE'S A COP. Get it?

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STEP-BY-STEP FX FROM ALICE, FANTASTIC MR. FOX

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This new featurette from Disney shows some of the finished effects from Alice in Wonderland alongside the same shots being filmed with a green screen (what I'd like to see: the production meeting where they decided on Johnny Depp's retarded dance at the end).

SHES OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE

BOX OFFICE WIPE UP: ALICE STILL IN THE GREEN ZONE

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After a record-breaking opening weekend, Tim Burton's aggressively mediocre Alice in Wonderland movie held fairly strong and cleaned up for a second week in a row, while pretty much everything else crapped the bed.

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BLACK20: GAGA IN WONDERLAND

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After the jump, I've got the latest video from Black20, Gaga in Wonderland.

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DEPP DISCUSSES HIS ROLE AS TRANNY GINGER MADONNA

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Trailer Park Movies | MySpace Video Looking at that headline, I now realize having both "tranny" and "Madonna" is a bit redundant.

#TRAILERS

ALICE IN WONDERLAND’S TRAILER O’ SPEED FREAKS

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Disney just released the third trailer for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland and though Johnny Depp still looks like Madonna with too much makeup, this one actually delivers a ton of new footage.

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NOW *DAT’S* HOW YOU WONDERLAND!!

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After releasing a couple separate posters last week, Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland marketing team has now combined them all into one glorious triptych -- click the picture above a couple times and it'll get bigger, like your sister's clit (too far.

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TIM BURTON’S ALICE IN WONDERLAND POSTER 2

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When I posted the first poster for Alice in Wonderland, Tim Burton's adaptation of Lewis Carroll's book about how awesome it is to give drugs to young girls, I wondered aloud why the lead and Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter weren't in it.

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TIM BURTON’S ALICE IN WONDERLAND HAS POSTERS

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Yeah, so the headline's pretty self-explanamatory.

#TRAILERS

TIM BURTON’S ALICE IN WONDERLAND TRAILER 2

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("ALICE IS SUPPOSED TO BE WAY YOUNGER.

#TRAILERS

ALICE IN WONDERLAND – NOW IN HD

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UPDATE: I originally posted this a couple days ago, but the picture quality wasn't that great.

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ANNE HATHAWAY ANAL-RELATED PHOTOSHOPS

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When the publicity shot of Anne Hathaway as the White Queen in Alice in Wonderland hit the web a few days ago, I thought it looked like someone was having a a  fun with those old anal sex rumors again.

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ANOTHER ANNE HATHAWAY ANAL SEX JOKE

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As if it wasn't bad enough that everybody reported that made-up quote about Anne Hathaway loving anal sex last year, the latest publicity still from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland depicts her (as the White Queen) gazing longlingly at a gerbil.

TWEEDLE DEE

MORE ALICE IN WONDERLAND PICTURES

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It would've been nice if Yahoo had gone live with these new pictures from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland this morning with the others so I could've posted them all at once.


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