#KOBE BRYANT

ALL-STAR WRAP: D-WADE LOOKS STUPID

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Another NBA All-Star Weekend come and gone, and that makes two years in a row without an NFL player getting involved in a strip club shooting.

#NFL

NONE OF THEIR HELMETS MATCHED

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If the Super Bowl is the climax of the NFL season, then the Pro Bowl is that last swipe of the buttcrack before football season looks around the room for all of its clothes and discreetly plots its exit before the woman wakes up.

#NBA

THAT GOT LAME FAST

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Earlier this week TNT revealed that for the first time, NBA players would play a game of HORSE during All-Star weekend.

#NBA

‘HORSE’ ADDED TO NBA ALL-STAR WEEKEND

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Satisfying the demands of at least one person, a game of H-O-R-S-E has been added to the NBA's All-Star Weekend in Phoenix.

NHL

NHL ALL-STAR GAME ENDS IN SHOOTOUT

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Hockey's All-Stars met in Montreal for a wild weekend of skills contests, an All-Star Game, and cheap bed dances at the lewdest strip clubs in all of North America.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

NBA ALL-STAR STARTERS ANNOUNCED

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Magic center Dwight Howard shockingly led the NBA All-Star voting, garnering a record 3,150,181 votes.

NHL

UNION WANTS TO END NHL ALL-STAR GAME

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The NHL Players Association wants to end the annual All-Pro Thingamabob and replace it with a break in the season to do something else related to hockey.

#MLB

ALL-STAR GOSSIP ROUND-UP: A-ROD SUCKS

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Yesterday the New York Daily News and Post both had gossip round-ups of all the parties hosted by New York baseball players.

#MLB

ICHIRO IS INSPIRING, FOUL-MOUTHED

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The American League has never lost an All-Star Game in which Ichiro Suzuki has played, and several players (including Ichiro) credit it to the usually taciturn star's expletive-ridden tirade to his teammates before the game.

#MLB

THE ALL-STAR GAME TOOK FOREVER

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The American League extended its unbeaten streak to 12 years with a 4-3, 15-inning marathon win that left both bullpens and benches empty.

ANDY RODDICK

YANKEE STADIUM REEKS OF HISTORY

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As there was last night, a great amount of undue praise will be heaped upon Yankee Stadium during tonight's All-Star Game.

#MLB

…OR DO YA WANNA SEE SOME DINGERS?

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To go with this morning's ensmartening written recap, here's video of Josh Hamilton's record-breaking first round at last night's Home Run Derby.

#MLB

MARIA MENOUNOS SOMETHING SPORTS

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Yarrrr, 'tis a fresh batch of spicy tuna.

#MLB

THE RED SOX ARE ALL ALL-STARS

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Boba Fett's not starting.

#DWIGHT HOWARD

THE DUNK CONTEST IS SPICY FUN

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The Orlando Magic's Dwight Howard and the Minnesota Timberwolves' Gerald Green put on quite a show in the slam-dunk contest for the NBA fans gathered in New Orleans for the All-Star Game:“I think the dunk contest is back,” said Howard, who was disappointed when he failed to make it out of the first round last year.

#NBA

SHAQ IS 900% BETTER THAN YOU

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Pat Riley thinks Shaquille O'Neal should be invited to the NBA All-Star Game in New Orleans:"He's going to be part of the All-Star festivities specifically to raise money," Riley said.


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