SPORTS WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT

Watch This French Pole Vaulter Freak Out Over A Red Flag (Whatever That Means)

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The 2013 European Indoor Athletics Championships were held over the weekend in Gothenburg, Sweden, finally answering my nagging question of “What the hell else do Olympic athletes compete in.

SHITTY POLLS

WELL WELL WELL…

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Look who's finally comfortable with her status as a sex object.

POLE VAULTING

ALLISON STOKKE STILL POLE VAULTING

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Reader Mickey sent along these photos of Cal freshman Allison Stokke at the <a href="http://calbears.cstv.com/sports/c-otrack/recaps/040508aac.html" target="_blank">Texas Relays</a>, where she placed sixth in the pole vault with a mark of 3.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S OLD

ALLISON STOKKE VAULTS FOR TWEEN GIRLS

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Molest-y reader Ian sends in <a href="http://www.icarly.com/iVideo/Default.asp?channelId=2&clipId=2000000126&autoStart=true&playMode=playOne" target="_blank">this video from iCarly</a>, which is apparently a Nickelodeon show starring one of the little girls from School of Rock.

WILLIS MCGAHEE

ALLISON STOKKE IS BACK, BONERS ARE NOT

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The first pictures of Allison Stokke handling her pole for the Cal Golden Bears surfaced just <a href="http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/allison-stokke-photos-cal-bears-16401">about</a> <a href="http://www.bustedcoverage.com/?p=2920">everywhere</a> yesterday.

POLE VAULTING

STOKKES NOT BENEFITING FROM MUG SALES

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There's been much ado about the OC Register's sale of Allison Stokke's image on things like mugs and mousepads (see <a href="http://sportsbybrooks.com/orange-county-registers-pens-piece-on-victim-stokke-then-sells-her-photos-for-215-dollars-on-website-12983.php" target="_blank">HERE</a>, <a href="http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/05/31/gawk-at-allison-stokke-while-you-sip-your-morning-coffee/" target="_blank">HERE</a>, and <a href="http://thebiglead.com/?p=2467" target="_blank">HERE</a>), but before the speculation gets out of hand, it should be noted that -- as far as I can tell -- the Stokkes have nothing to do with said sale, and benefit from it in no way.

POLE VAULTING

PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL OF ALLISON STOKKE

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I want to straighten out a few things about Allison Stokke and this tangled web of newfound celebrity.

POLE VAULTING

POLE VAULTING IS SEXY, BARELY LEGAL

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Long-time reader Jim -- who may or may not have killed a man in prison -- alerted me this morning to an Internet sensation that's building a frightening head of steam: meet pole vaulter Allison Stokke (pronounced "stow-key," I believe).


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