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Here’s Video Of A Frightening Stage Collapse During An Indiana High School Performance

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A horrifying incident following a stage collapse at this Indiana high school during a performance of 'American Pie.' Watch as it happens.

#Star Wars

An ‘American Pie’ Director Is Now Writing A ‘Star Wars’ Movie

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A writer best known for pie sex is now handling a galaxy far, far away.

#Seinfeld

Celebrate National Orgasm Day With The Best And Worst Of Hollywood’s O-Faces

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Some actors know their way around a great orgasm performance, while others are terrible. We honor them both on National Orgasm Day.

#KATE UPTON

A Thoughtful Investigation Into Whether Or Not There Will Ever Be Another Phoebe Cates

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The legendary Phoebe Cates celebrated her 51st birthday today, and as such we celebrate the legacy of her iconic pool scene.

#PRO WRESTLING

JTG Gets The 70s Folk Rock Tribute He Deserves In ‘The Day The Wrestling Died’

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This is easily the best Don McLean-themed parody tribute to the firing of long-employed wrestler JTG we've heard today.

TEAR GAS

Finch from American Pie’s one-night-stand had to be removed by the SWAT team

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Never underestimate the amount of strange poontang even the most unflattering of movie roles will get you in LA.

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The Sherminator is a Sushi Waiter in Los Angeles

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It would be less mentally taxing for all of us if after achieving novelty fame for a bit role in a hit show or movie, actors could just vaporize, saving us the cognitive dissonance of ever having to reconcile them with their characters, but unfortunately for us, they usually have to on living, with all the growing up, getting married, becoming Scientologists, or working normal jobs that that might entail.

#Community

Tiziano Crudeli Is Going To Kill Himself Because Of What's Happening In Soccer

This is basically what I look like when I'm watching 'The Wire'.

SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT

Stifler went to rehab

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Seann William Scott, star of American Pie, man of three first names and a redundant consonant, has checked into rehab.

WARREN ZEVON

A VERY IMPORTANT STIFLER UPDATE

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It's only been a few days since the Earth literally shattered with the news of a theatrical American Pie sequel.

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YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME: AN AMERICAN PIE REBOOT

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American Pie has already spawned two theatrical sequels, four direct-to-DVD sequels, and countless uncredited attempts to capitalize on its success.

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TARA REID IS DOING GREAT

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Tara Reid is set to return to the American Pie series in American Pie: Book of Love.


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