Morning Links Are Like An Accent Mark

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This is my FunFunFun Fest print from the weekend, autographed right in the middle by Donald Glover.


Jose Canseco And Octomom Sitting In A Tree

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By all accounts, Jose Canseco is a delusional maniac, unfolding mentally in front of more than 400,000 followers on Twitter.


8.16 The Cooler

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Angela Curves Truths and Myths Of Scottie Pippen [FootBasket] Why the Google-Verizon Deal Won't Kill You [Newsweek] Kanye West Says Rihanna Show Made Him Cry [The Boombox] Justin Bieber Joins Drake At Indiana State Fair [MTV] Notes on Lauryn [Clutch Magazine] Udonis Haslem Busted on Drug [...].



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Proof that the American dream isn't dead, "Long Island Lolita" Amy Fisher has completed her prison sentence for the attempted murder of Mary Jo Buttafuoco and will be starring in pay-per-view porno.

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