POLICE BLOTTER

POLICE BLOTTER ROUND-UP

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Too much going on today; gotta cram these law-breaking leftovers into one post.

TENNIS

THE AUSSIE OPEN FINAL WE ALL WANTED

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I'll be honest, I was just trying to be nice when I said the <a href="../post.phtml?pk=4842">women's semifinals</a> at the Australian Open were super-sexy.

TENNIS

THE AUSSIE OPEN SEMIS ARE HOT HOT HOT

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Roger Federer beat James Blake at the Australian Open today, but last I checked neither of them were hot chicks so to hell with them.

TENNIS

THE AUSTRALIAN OPEN IS MILDLY SEXY

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The cool thing about the early days of any big tennis tournament is that all the hot chicks haven't been knocked out yet.

LERYN FRANCO

I’LL DO THIS ALL DAY IF I HAVE TO

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Listen, I don't have a vendetta against Ohio (<a href="../post.phtml?pk=4728">Oohi</a>) State.

retards

THE WORST NEIGHBORHOOD IN AMERICA

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I would rather send my children to a Siberian orphanage run by pedophilic wolves than raise them in this cul-de-sac.

#video games

OHIO LIBRARIES: NOT JUST FOR MASTURBATING

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Being a librarian in Ohio, like pimpin', ain't easy.

SEXY SCANDALS

HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADERS ARE NAUGHTY

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UPDATE: Even though I haven't heard from any lawyers or police, I wasn't entirely comfortable with that image on the site.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

BODY PAINTING IS ILLEGAL GANG ACTIVITY

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Sandusky (Ohio) high school principal Dan Poggiali finds himself surrounded in controversy after <a href="http://www.sanduskyregister.com/articles/2007/10/13/front/440285.txt" target="_blank">enforcing his school's long-standing rule</a> against fans supporting the team by painting their bodies.

LERYN FRANCO

MY BAD: OHIO STATE IS TOTALLY COOL

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A couple posts ago I called Ohio State fans -- and I quote -- "<a href="../post.phtml?pk=3950">the most insufferable people in the entire world of sports</a>," which ended up ruffling some feathers in the vicinity of Columbus.

POLICE BLOTTER

BUCKEYE BACKUP BUSTED

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A hearty Semper Fidelis goes to trusty reader Alex, who gives us this bit of <a href="http://www.nbc4i.com/midwest/cmh/news.apx.-content-articles-CMH-2007-09-25-0004.html" target="_blank">hooker news from Ohio State</a>: the Buckeyes' third-string quarterback went looking for some companionship on Monday night.

Football

ANOTHER STORY ABOUT PANTSLESSNESS

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From the Ohio files: A Cincinnati mother is angry at her ten-year-old's football coach after he <a href="http://www.wlwt.com/news/14085833/detail.html" target="_blank">sent her son home without pants</a>.

LERYN FRANCO

OHIO STATE'S STILL GOT IT, BABY

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Ohio State fans must still be on a high from Appalachian State's <a href="http://www.withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=3770">upset of Michigan</a> this weekend.

NBA

CLEVELAND HAS REALLY SEXY DANCERS

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The Cleveland Cavaliers held auditions for their dance team this week, and while there are a lot of enticing options here, I have to say that #68 is my favorite.

LERYN FRANCO

COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS ALMOST HERE

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This diorama dug up by <a href="http://mgoblog.blogspot.com/2007/08/ohio-state-that-rug-really-tied-room.html" target="_blank">M Go Blog</a> doesn't have the expansive detail of the famed <a href="../post.phtml?pk=3391">Ohio State mural</a>, but it's a nice way to stop for a moment and remember that -- thank God -- college football starts back up this weekend, reigniting our season-long love for laughing at its curious breed of stereotype-embracing, insanely loyal fans.

steroids

THE CRAFTSMANSHIP IS NONPAREIL

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I'm usually not down for writing blog posts about the stupid crap that's on eBay unless it's something truly valuable, like a chick with big tits.

POLICE BLOTTER

EX-BUCKEYE CAPTAIN LIKES TEENAGE GIRLS

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Jason Simmons, a former Ohio State defensive end and team captain who played in NFL Europe, <a href="http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070718/NEWS01/70718004" target="_blank">was arrested for having sex with a 14-year-old girl</a>.

POLICE BLOTTER

A FRIENDLY MESSAGE FROM OHIO

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As helpful Ohioan <a href="http://www.futonreport.net/" target="_blank">Suss</a> pointed out, Cleveland councilman <a href="http://www.clevelandcitycouncil.org/Home/CouncilMembers/Ward11MichaelDPolensek/tabid/127/Default.aspx" target="_blank">Michael Polensek</a> <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0719071cleveland1.html?link=rssfeed" target="_blank">sent a letter to one of his constituents</a>, an 18-year-old named Arsenio Winston who once harbored dreams of playing in the NFL.

LERYN FRANCO

OHIO STATE FANS ARE TASTEFULLY SUBTLE

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The mural has long been one of my favorite art forms.

TENNIS

MARIA SHARAPOVA LOST

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The woman pictured here is 19-year-old Ana Ivanovic, who <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/french07/news/story?id=2896324" target="_blank">defeated Maria Sharapova 6-2, 6-1</a> in Paris today to advance to her first Grand Slam final.


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