NHL PLAYOFFS

Watch These Two Sensational Goals From Wednesday Night’s NHL Playoff Action

These are things humans should not be able to do on ice.

ANAHEIM DUCKS

Two Members Of The Anaheim Ducks Were Diagnosed With The Mumps

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Two Members Of The Anaheim Ducks Were Diagnosed With The Mumps

WWE DIVAS

Holla: Anaheim Ducks D Sheldon Souray And Former WWE Divas Champion Kelly Kelly Are Engaged

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Today we welcome sports' newest power couple: a journeyman NHL defenseman and a former WWE Divas Champ who can't run the ropes.

#Halloween

This Fan Tells Us All We Need To Know About The Philadelphia Flyers Right Now

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One Philadelphia Flyers fan combined Halloween and the fan base's current mood with her costume at last night's loss to the Anaheim Ducks.

SLAP SHOT

Bullseye Slapshots, Resolving Call Disputes The Old Fashioned Way

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I don't know what the opposite of a Bucket List is, but "have an arena full of people roar with approval when I get blasted in the face with a hockey puck" is on mine.

NHL

Jewish Hockey Player Suing Anaheim Ducks

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The Anaheim Ducks are currently sitting in fifth place in the Western Conference, and their affiliate teams are helping them out by calling up players when they're injured and getting them caught in their racist lawsuits.

PHOENIX COYOTES

An Anaheim Duck Eats Puck

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On Tuesday's game against the Coyotes, Anaheim Ducks center Ryan Getzlaf took a shot to the face worse than Shyla Stylez in half her films.

VANCOUVER CANUCKS

SIDEWAYS HOCKEY FIGHT, ANYONE?

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We've been all about the hockey fights this week, so what's one more.

PUSSIES

8 GAMES

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The Chicago Blackhawks had six players go to Vancouver for the Olympics; now they're playing like they're in the Special Olympics.

NHL

HOCKEY STICK STARTS FIGHT IN STANDS

Here's Anaheim's Scott Neidermayer trying to do something nice after his game against the Lightning, tossing a stick over the glass to a fan in the stands.

NHL

HOCKEY FIGHTS ARE FUN TO WATCH

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My grandfather always used to say that there are two things that illustrate how we as human beings are filled with an insatiable bloodlust and will gleefully relish witnessing displays of violence and brutality.

TEAM USA

DUCKS-WINGS GOES TO GAME 7, OCTAGON

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We love athletes that play for the love of the game, even if "play" sometimes takes the interpretation of "beat the snot from thy opponent's body," which is what happened at the end of Anaheim's win against Detroit in Game 6.

NHL

NHL PLAYOFFS BRING OUT THE CELEB FANS

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Hey, the NHL playoffs start tonight.

NHL

THAT NHL THING STARTED AGAIN

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What with all the cool things happening in interesting sports this weekend, I barely noticed that the NHL kicked off its season in London.

paris hilton

HOCKEY NOT AS POPULAR AS PARIS HILTON

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The Anaheim Ducks just discovered they have a small fan base:The Anaheim Ducks had their moment in the Southern California spotlight.

NHL

THE DUCKS WON THE STANLEY CUP

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I don't know what the Anaheim Ducks are so happy about.

OTTAWA SENATORS

SOMETHING SOMETHING HOCKEY SOMETHING

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The Stanley Cup Finals continued last night, as the Senators fell to the DuckzzzzzzzzzzzzzzListen, hockey, I want to like you.

OTTAWA SENATORS

CHRIS PRONGER WILL MISS GAME 4

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That's Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals for all of you non-hockey fans, so that's all but three of you.


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