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TOURISTS ARE GONNA F’N LOVE THIS

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Baseball's All-Star Game will be played in New York City this year, which will be a nice little swan song for Yankee Stadium since the Yanks are going to miss the playoffs this year (oh please oh please oh please).

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ROGER CLEMENS IS DOING GREAT

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Today Page Six claims that Roger Clemens is selling his belongings in order to help pay for all his legal bills.

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A-ROD AND PETE ROSE ARE TOTALLY BFF

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As first revealed in a recent ESPN article, Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez and and all-time hits leader/MLB outcast Pete Rose have an unusual friendship: they regularly text message each other.

DOUCHEBAGS

YANKEES FANS BOO LIFE-SUSTAINING ORB

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Philadelphia fans catch a lot of grief for booing Santa Claus and, like Dwayne Wade will tell you about Rocky, he's not even real.

TENNIS

JOBAWWWWWWW

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MLB - Joba Chamberlain made his highly awaited (by Yankee fan diptards) first start and it turned out to be nothing more than an extended relief appearance, as the animated (read: chest-thumping doucheface) hurler walked four and got his first career balk in 2 1/3 innings of work in a 9-3 loss to the Blue Jays.

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JOE GIRARDI POLITELY DISAGREES

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During the ninth inning of last night's Orioles-Yankees game, New York manager Joe Girardi disagreed with the called third strike on Jason Giambi, quite possibly the first iffy call in history to go against the Yankees in Yankee Stadium.

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DEREK JETER AND MINKA KELLY?

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Proving once and for all that newspapers can be trusted while blogs only deal in rumor and innuendo, the New York Post's Page Six published this story with the headline, "Jeter's Latest.

NIGHTMARE FUEL

PINSTRIPES AND GOLD THONG A NATURAL FIT

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Those last place New York Yankees are turning to the storied tradition of nutty baseball superstitions to right the ship in what's looking like an ever more moribund season.

LESSONS IN CHILD SPORTSMANSHIP

RED SOX FAN CAUGHT IN A RUNDOWN

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A glorious development in the neverending, ever jarring blood feud between the Yankees and the Red Sox: They're finally resorting to to vehicular homicide to settle their differences rather than passive aggressive nonsense like burying jerseys under new stadiums.

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YOU SPENT $175K FOR THAT SHI(R)T ?!

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In what I hope is the endgame of a ridiculous story, that dirty old shirt that was buried under the new Yankees' stadium fetched $175,100 on eBay.

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SOX AND YANKS FANS PLAY WELL TOGETHER

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Here's a fun little fan skirmish that happened during last week's Red Sox-Yankees series in the Bronx.

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OH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE

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JerseyCurseGate lasted all of three days.

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CAN THIS RIVALRY GET ANY DUMBER?

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According to a ground-breaking piece of journalism in the New York Post, the new Yankee Stadium may be cursed.

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SHE’S HAVING A-ROD’S BABY

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In this skit, a Yankees fan reacts to the news that his wife slept with slugger Alex Rodgriguez.

WAGS

ANDY RODDICK IS SMARTER THAN HE LOOKS

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Middling tennis star Andy Roddick has finally proven that he leaves his underachieving on the court: he is now engaged to Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker.

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HIDEKI MATSUI PWN3D JETER, ABREU

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I totally fucked that drawing" title="I totally fucked that drawing" class="alignright size-full wp-image-41" />Yankees teammates/bachelors Derek Jeter, Bobby Abreu, and Hideki Matsui made a bet during spring training that the first person to get married would receive an undisclosed sum of money from the other two.

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ROGER CLEMENS WROTE A PLAY

Move over Edward Albee: I hope this stirring drama is well-received on Broadway because I'd love to see Roger Clemens at the Tony Awards.

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CLEMENS KINDA MISREMEMBERS TOO

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Recall how Roger Clemens disputed Brian McNamee's assertion that Clemens attended Jose Canseco's party - "I wasn't there having huddled up with somebody trying to do a drug deal.

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DEREK JETER SUCKS AT EVERYTHING

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Derek Jeter began his final preparations for spring training by going to Hollywood and striking out (get it.


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