Wow. Just wow. F*ck cancer.
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Wow. Just wow. F*ck cancer.
I never got around to seeing<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1714209/reference" target="_blank"> In the Land of Blood and Honey</a>, Angelina Jolie's directorial debut from 2011, which she also wrote.
If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them.
Because every famous actress has to play an evil queen at least once in her career (thems the rules.
Oh, Lara Croft.
I don’t even know where to start with this, but here we go.
Upping the creepiness ante on <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/09/20-of-the-creepiest-celebrities-without-eyebrows/" target="_blank">celebrites without eyebrows</a>, FreakingNews.
As I made mention of when pointing you guys towards <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/media/2012/02/seth-rogen-killed-the-independent-spirit-awards-opening-monologue/" target="_blank">Seth Rogen's killer Spirit Awards monologue</a> (he thought Mel Gibson directed Drive.
According to Variety, Billy Bob Thornton - writer, director, actor, musician, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/billy-bob-thornton-radio-meltdown" target="_blank">famously agreeable interview subject</a> - is writing and directing a new film, which reportedly takes as part of its inspiration Thornton's real-life, still-hard-to-believe-it-was-real-life relationship with Angelina Jolie.
I almost said "jumpshots".
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He's won the Heisman Trophy, two BCS National Championships and <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/10/tim-tebows-magic-pants-can-be-yours">had his pants sell for $5,000 on eBay</a>, but now Denver Broncos sorta-quarterback Tim Tebow is winning the awards that really matter.
Mayoli Sena JoJo Simmons Speaks On Rumors Of Being Robbed & Messing With A Transexual <a href="http://realtalkny.uproxx.com/2011/12/topic/topic/videos/video-jojo-simmons-speaks-on-rumors-of-being-robbed-and-messing-with-transexuals/">[RTNY]</a> T.
There are a lot of people really worried about photoshop getting out of hand, you guys -- and I'm not talking about me unnecessarily shopping <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2011/09/first-place-mullet-is-taking-the-internet-by-storm/" target="_blank">first place mullet</a> into photos without context.
Oh, rich white chicks.
Any time that it’s “news” that a famous celebrity got a makeover, I can’t help but think, "Why.