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DAVID CONE SAYS YANKEES ARE ‘JERKIN’ OFF’

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Yankees TV analyst David Cone employs an interesting choice of words when discussing the intricacies of big-league pitching.

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NO ONE LIKES CRAIG SAGER’S SUITS

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TNT sideline announcer Craig Sager wore a particularly heinous suit this weekend -- I mean, even for him -- and Kevin Garnett rightly instructed him to burn the entire thing.

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STACEY DALES DON’T FLY COACH

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Former WNBA star Stacey Dales left her job as a sideline reporter and analyst for ESPN because the Worldwide Leader apparently <a href="http://newsok.com/stacey-dales-espn-fail-to-make-a-deal/article/3345434?custom_click=pod_lead_ou-sports" target="_blank">refused to fly her first class</a>.

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ERIN ANDREWS IS THE SEXIEST

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I thought this was all done and settled weeks or months ago, but apparently this is today's news: Playboy has once again named ESPN's Erin Pageviews as the <a href="http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/playboy-list/erin_andrews/01.html" target="_blank">nation's Sexiest Sportscaster</a>.

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‘LIKE CLUBBING BABY SEALS’

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NBA Hall of Famer Clyde Drexler provides color commentary for Rockets games, and he is outstanding at it.

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JOHN MADDEN’S SCENT: ‘SALTINES AND GARLIC’

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David Letterman sent Biff Henderson to be a Late Night correspondent at the Super Bowl.

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DAMN, CHRIS BERMAN BE LOOKIN’ FINE!

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After seeing this image, I was surprised to learn that Chris Berman has spent the last 30 years working for ESPN, and not drinking Wild Irish Rose and sleeping on a park bench.

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EVERYONE HATES THE FOX SPORTS ROBOT

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Everyone has hated the stupid FOX Sports robot -- "Cleatus" -- ever since it debuted, and FOX doesn't get abused for it the way they should.

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DONOVAN MCNABB ANSWERED THE PHONE

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With less than three minutes to play, the Eagles had the ball and led by two scores in what was about to be an upset of the conference's top-seeded team in hostile Giants Stadium.

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WORKING FOR FOX SPORTS LOOKS LIKE FUN

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Michael Strahan and NFL scoopmaster Jay Glazer partied with Eddie Murphy's ex-wife (left) and some other on-air talent from FOX over New Year's, and the night had all the humping, licking, and groping you'd want to start your year off with (as the rest of the photos at <a href="http://deadspin.com/5126407/its-never-a-real-new-years-party-until-jay-glazer-licks-your-face" target="_blank">Deadspin</a> attest).

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CHARLES BARKLEY F’N RULES

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The police report from Charles Barkley's DUI arrest was released, and it's not hyperbole to say that this will only add to the legacy of Sir Charles.

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CHARLES BARKLEY BUSTED FOR DUI

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NBA Hall of Famer and TNT analyst Charles Barkley was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence early this morning in a Phoenix suburb.

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MARV ALBERT ON ‘THE SIMPSONS’

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Not that I'm up to speed on this subject any more, but "The Simpsons" looks like it's still going strong.

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DOWNHILL SKIING IS PERFECTLY SAFE

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Here's the opening commentary from American Andrew Weibrecht's run at the <a href="http://www.boston.com/sports/other_sports/skiing/articles/2008/12/06/svindal_takes_flight_birds_wipes_out_us_skiers/?rss_id=Boston.com+%2F+Sports+%2F+Other+sports" target="_blank">notoriously dangerous Birds of Prey course</a> in Beaver Creek, Colo.

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‘THREESOMES KEEP IT INTERESTING’

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As noted earlier this week at With Leather, Shelden Williams <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/?p=12693">married WNBA star Candace Parker</a>, and we had the good taste not to bring up the mental image of a zombie lookalike and a muscular Amazon getting it on with a third party.

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THE BRITISH ERIN ANDREWS

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Erin Andrews has been named <a href="http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/americas-sexiest-sportscaster/americas-sexiest-sportscaster.html" target="_blank">America's Sexiest Sportscaster</a> for the second year running, but perhaps Playboy should open up the competition to foreign candidates: Charlotte Jackson of the UK's Setanta Sports News has the same kind of fervent following across the pond that Erin Pageviews garners here.

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OLBERMANN VS FRANCESCA IN MEDIA CATFIGHT

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Late last month, New York sports pundit Mike Francesca chose to televise its game feeds unavailable to other networks, leading expert bloviator Keith Olbermann to name Francesca "the worst person in the world" on his November 7th show.

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WTF

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Keyshawn Johnson, a watered-down version of Michael Irvin in every possible way, will be expanding his career beyond "analyzing" the NFL for ESPN when he <a href="http://www.aetv.com/news/?id=380920" target="_blank">stars in a newly greenlit reality show</a> for A&E about his new career as.

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BACK WHEN ADVERTISING WAS WAY BETTER

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I only ever think of Frank Gifford as a former Monday Night Football announcer and the guy who nailed a TWA stewardess while married to Kathie Lee, so I tend to forget that he was ever an NFL star.

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SNEAK PREVIEW OF TONIGHT’S OBAMA INTERVIEW

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In a last-ditch effort to gain votes in the essential "ready for some football" demographic, both Barack Obama and John McCain will be interviewed by Chris Berman on Monday Night Football tonight, which inspired this delightful mash-up.


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