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5 out 5 NFL personnel guys would rather have Derek Carr at QB than Colin Kaepernick

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The athletic QB trend in the NFL is officially over, but the dawn of the "sneaky-athletic" trend is just beginning.

you're all soft

Anonymous NFL Personnel Man is Ready for Some Daggum Football

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“Death, taxes, and the off-season. Hate ‘em. And you can bet your lily-white ass I’ve cheated my way through all three.”

This is why people hate football

Stealing Crab Legs Is Worse Than Rape According To Anonymous NFL Executive

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As you may have heard by now, Florida State QB Jameis Winston was busted for stealing $32.72 in crab legs from a Publix supermarket in Florida.

please don't quote me on this

Anonymous NFL Personnel Man Speaks Out

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"I like my shorts like I like my quarterbacks: sturdy in the pocket, and conceived in a Wal-Mart."


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